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Wavey-Baby | Sammy-Baby | Others

"Hi."

"It's Britney, bitch!"

"I thought I would never survive after hearing your voice."

"Aww, I was plotting your murder in my head already. Thought that I could get away with it."

"Your voice seems more mellow than I assumed. It's nice to hear you talk."

"Are you flirting with me right now, Sammy?"

"Shouldn't I be flirting with you right now, Waverly?"

"Please, I can be a flirt when I want too. It's just that I was traumatized by flirting way too much with this one person."

*laughing*

"It's not funny! Stop laughing like a drugged hyena."

"It is."

"I'm gonna end this call if you don't shut the fuck up."

"Damn, so aggressive. I wonder what other things you're aggressive in?"

"When in bed."

"..."

"..."

"W-Wait, what?"

"I can be an aggressive sleeper if I want to. Did you think of something else, huh, Samuel?"

"Nothing!"

"Pervert."

"I'M NOT A PERVERT!"

"You're a pedophile then? Chile, lemme call the police real quick."

"Wait, I thought we were at least the same age?!"

"Aren't we like in the same grade? Remember that homework you asked helped for?"

"So, twelfth grade, right?"

"Yup!"

"Cool."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"So, what now?"

"I don't really know."

"Anyway, how are you?"

"If you can't tell, I'm still breathing and well. How about you?"

"Thanks, Wave, for that helpful information. I'm doing good, too-"

"Samuel Maximilliano Roberto Reid! How many times to I have to call you to go wash the dishes right this instance!?"

*chuckling*

"Oop, I think you're in trouble, mister."

"Mom, I told you that I would do it later."

"What do you mean later? You want me to hit with you with a rolling pin later?"

"Uhm, Sammy, I think you should go. I don't want to be the reason for the cause of your death."

"Sorry for that. I'll call you soon."

"Yeah, no problem. Just make sure to stay alive. Your mom seems scary."

"She's harmless, don't worry. Oh, shit, she's talking in Italian. I need to go, bye!"

"Bye!"

__________

"He has an attractive voice, not gonna lie."

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