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Lamps

Raven: Welcome to therapy

Raven: This is a safe space

Raven: Meaning no insulting other people or making fun of their trauma

Murphy: But what if they REALLY deserve it

Octavia: Then we'll put it to a vote

Raven: Does anyone have anything they want to talk about

Clarke: I do

Clarke: I'd just like to say that seeing Bellamy shirtless today was traumatizing 

Bellamy: Clarke you literally wrote the script

Clarke: How was I supposed to know we'd be filming that scene today?

Raven: Does anyone have anything REAL they want to discuss

Jasper: I'm still recovering from that time I got stuck in a lamp

Monty: How many times do I have to say this

Monty: There's a difference between being stuck in a lamp and getting a lampshade stuck on your head

Jasper: No there isn't

Jasper: The lampshade is part of the lamp

Harper: Think of it this way, Jas

Harper: If you get stuck inside a lamp, you're just inside a lamp

Harper: If you get a lampshade stuck on your head, you become the lamp

Monty: HARPER

Monty: NO

Monty: JASPER

Monty: STOP

Jasper: I MUST BECOME A LAMP

Monty: I hate you

Jasper: Om fonr giys

Monty: We'll be right back

Harper: Whoops

Harper: Totally didn't do that on purpose

Lexa: Hey guys

Octavia: Omg hi Lexa

Lexa: Sorry I had a lot to do yesterday

Murphy: Feel free to add me to your to do list ;)

Lexa: Or I could add you to my calendar 

Murphy: So I'm one of your dates? ;)))))

Lexa: So I can throw you out at the end of the year

Bellamy: BURNED

Clarke: :O

Octavia: We stan Lexa

Lincoln: Wait you throw your calendars out at the end of the year?

Lexa: Yeah why

Lincoln: But what about the puppy pictures?

Harper: YOU GET PUPPY CALENDARS TOO????

Lincoln: YEAH

Lincoln: I cut out my fav ones and put them on my wall

Octavia: Omg now I wanna see your bedroom

Octavia: That came out wrong

Clarke: Bellamy I have a joke for you

Bellamy: For me??

Octavia: Awe it's like a present

Clarke: Why did the chicken cross the road

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