Guten tag! Welcome to a Zodiac sign episode where it's all about the you (your zodiac sign) and the countryhumans! These are just like scenarios but it's a zodiac sign edition. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: Each of the chapters in my countryhumans book does NOT intend any harm or racism. If you get offended in some/most of my chapters, please note that my books don't relate to any of the countries stated, and you are free to leave this book anytime.
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🌠Who finds you fast asleep? What do they do? 🌙
♈ Aries ♈
Germany 🇩🇪
He would kiss you in the forehead and tucks you in under a blanket.
♉ Taurus ♉
America 🇺🇸
"Alright, it's meme time, Bois." Would throw cheese in your face as you're fast sleep.
♊ Gemini ♊
Third Reich 🔫
Carries you to his room and gently tucks you in on his bed. Ehem did I mention he handcuffed your hands in the headboard before he left the room-
♋ Cancer ♋
Russia 🇷🇺
Him: *Pours vodka in your sleeping face*
You: !!! *Immediately sits up in surprise* "Russia! You swore!"
Him: "In mother Russia, we don't sleep, we drink vodka."
♌ Leo ♌
Fascist Italy 🍝
Would throw pizza in your face.
You: "Bro wtf, lemme sleep."
Him: "Oh sorry, I thought I could put you on my pizza, cuz you're the best topping I have ever seen."
You: *proceeds to put pineapple on his pizza*
♍ Virgo ♍
France 🇫🇷
Him: *Smacks a baguette in your face*
You: "Wha-"
Him: "WHO PUT THE MUFFINS IN THE FREEZAH?!"
You: ...
Him: "DISGUSTANG" *Smacks the baguette harshly on your face*
♎ Libra ♎
Britain 🇬🇧
He tucks you in then pats your head. Though, this man gets anxious that the blanket is too thin so he wraps up a lot of blanket around you till he's satisfied..... apparently you woke up looking like a
t h i c c burrito.
♏ Scorpio ♏
Soviet Union ⚒️
He drops the thermostat to 0 and watches you asleep till you get hypothermia.
♒ Aquarius ♒
Australia 🇦🇺
"Aww, she's fast asleep." He said and then went to his room to grab something. You woke up with a snake wrapped around your throat, and there were spiders crawling around your body.
♓ Pisces ♓
Reichtangle • •
He watches you in your sleep menacingly.
♑ Capricorn ♑
Japan Empire 🔆
Him: *Pours pig blood on you*
You: "WTF"
Him: "Oh sorry, you sounded like a pig wailing from bloodloss when you snorin like that."
♐ Sagittarius ♐
North Korea 🇰🇵
He'll pretend he dropped a nuke on you whenhepurposelydidit.
Him: "woopsie! I did an oopsie!" 😚👉👈
You: *wakes up* "huh...? OH SHIT NORTH NO--"
R.I.P (Y/N)
💘Who protects you from the other countries? 💘
♈ Aries ♈: Germany
♉ Taurus ♉: Russia
♊ Gemini ♊: Third Reich
♋ Cancer ♋: Japan Empire
♌ Leo ♌: America
♍ Virgo ♍: Canada
♎ Libra ♎: USSR
♏ Scorpio ♏: Japan
♒ Aquarius ♒: UK
♓ Pisces ♓: France
♑ Capricorn ♑: South Korea
♐ Sagittarius ♐: Poland
📛 Who hates your guts? 📛
♈ Aries ♈: Third Reich
♉ Taurus ♉: America
♊ Gemini ♊: Germany
♋ Cancer ♋: Russia
♌ Leo ♌: Fascist Italy
♍ Virgo ♍: France
♎ Libra ♎: Nobody
♏ Scorpio ♏: USSR
♒ Aquarius ♒: Australia (cuz u killed his spider fjdnfj)
♓ Pisces ♓: UK
♑ Capricorn ♑: Japan Empire
♐ Sagittarius ♐: North Korea
💞Who is madly obsessed with you? 🔪
♈ Aries ♈: Reichtangle
♉ Taurus ♉: Russia
♊ Gemini ♊: Third Reich
♋ Cancer ♋: Australia
♌ Leo ♌: Canada
♍ Virgo ♍: America
♎ Libra ♎: USSR
♏ Scorpio ♏: Japan Empire
♒ Aquarius ♒: France
♓ Pisces ♓: Spanish Empire
♑ Capricorn ♑: North Korea
♐ Sagittarius ♐: Germany
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And that's it for today.
Tune in next time for another zodiac episode! Tschüss<3
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