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💕 Their pick up lines for you💕

GUYS PLS THIS IS CRINGE
Edit: I've changed Reich's part cuz the previous one didn't seem like a good pick up line

Anyways, enjoy 💀

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Disclaimer: Each of the chapters in my countryhumans book does NOT intend any harm or racism. If you get offended in some/most of my chapters, please note that my books don't relate to any of the countries stated, and you are free to leave this book anytime.

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Third Reich 🔫:

Him: "Mein schatz, you are as pretty as a house"

You: "Wtf you sayin', I'm a human. I'm no house, ain't nobody living inside me."

Him: "Not until tonight."

Soviet Union ⚒️:

Him: "You look like a grim reaper."

You: "Tf? Why?"

Him: "because you look like you're gonna suck the soul out of me tonight."

France 🇫🇷:

You: *eats baguette*

Him: *smacks baguette off your hand*

You: "Hey! Why'd you do that to my baguet-"

Him: "Mine taste better AND it's warm too."

Britain 🇬🇧:

"Ugh, whoever made this bloody wine is a donut! I prefer to take a sip of you instead."

Japan Empire 🔆:

"What's on the damn table? That's for dinner!? Disgusting, Throw that damn thing away now and put yourself on the table."

Canada 🇨🇦:

"Damn, (Y/N), you lookin fineee, as fine as a garage where I can fit this big Mac truck in;)"

America 🇺🇸:

You: "Hey, Meri, you going to buy McDonald's tonight?"

Him: "Nah, don't need to."

You: "Why not?"

Him: "Who needs McDonald's when I got a whole meal standing right in front of me?"

Russia 🇷🇺:

Him: "You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet"

You: "What? But there are 26 letters of the alphabet."

Him: "Oh what a moron I am, how could I forget the U, R, A, Q, T."

You: "Wait a sec, then that's only a total of 25 letters then."

Him: "Oh yeah. You could get the D later tonight."

Poland 🇵🇱:

Him: "(Y/N), can we play hide and seek, please? You hide, I'll seek!"

You: "Yeah sure-"

Him: "Oh nevermind."

You: "Huh? Why the change of mind?"

Him: "Well, it'll be hard to seek you...because you're special and I wouldn't ever be able to find anyone like you."

Australia 🇦🇺:

Him: "Hey, it's thanksgiving! Are we gonna stuff up the turkey?"

You: "oh, yes. The turkey is ther-"

Him: "I don't want to stuff that kind of turkey. Can I stuff you instead? Oop, too late!" *Yeets you in his room*

Germany 🇩🇪:

"Ehem, I'm maybe workaholic but I could be a (Y/N)-holic...

And I'd rather not do these paperworks tonight, I'd rather do you."