Eddsworld/Ellsworld Incorrect Quotes Part 2

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Tord: Fuck you, Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Tord Hell's Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! If you think you're gonna get a good deal at Big Tord's, you can kiss my ass! It's hard to believe you're such a stupid motherfucker! You'll fall for this bullshit: guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right - shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your trade! Bring your children! Bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife!  Because at Big Tord Hell's, your buck weighs six weeks from Sunday! Take a hike to Big Tord Hell's - home of challenge pissing! That's right - challenge pissing! How does it work? If you manage to piss six feet in the air straight up, you get no down payment! Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Tord Hell's: the only dealer that tells you to fuck off!