Eddsworld/Ellsworld Incorrect Quotes Part 2

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Matt: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Guess The Answer, You Fucking Idiot: the gameshow and insult! I'm your host, Matt, and let's go meet our contestants!

Matt: *point to three podiums with Matilda, Ell and Tom stood behind them*

Matt: Our first contestant is...dumbass!

Matilda: Actually, it's a silent S. It's pronounced Matild-

Matt: Here are the rules, slugger! You get three tries to answer each question. If you get the answer right, you win a prize! You got that?

Matilda: I think I swallowed a bottle cap!

Matt: And your prize for answering right is...full legal authority to take every last one of my possessions and burn the- WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Tord, chuckling: It's in the contract.

Matt: Well, it doesn't matter, because this one's a real head-scratcher, folks! Dumbass, your question is...

Matt, pointing to a board with a square on it: What is this shape?

Matilda: Um...er...ah...is it a circle?

*bzzt*

Matt: Ha! You idiot! It's a square!

Matilda: Is it a square?

*ding*

Matt: NO! FUCK! WHY?!

Tord: *laughing his ass off*

Matilda: Neat! I've never burnt anything before!

Matt, strangling Tord: AND YOU NEVER WILL!