ranpo's paperwork

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tuesday december 28 12:32PM

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tuesday december 28 12:32PM

not any real adults

ya mom
sup bitches and bros and non binary hoes

bed hair
hi y/n!

ya mom
dazai hi!
i need you to do something for me

bed hair
what is it????
i'll do it!

ya mom
if fyodor asks where me and sigma are, can you tell them that we're with you??

bed hair
ok!
but you need to tell me why later

ya mom
deal

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fedya
dazai

bed hair
fyodor

fedya
do you know where y/n and sigma is?

bed hair
yeah
they're with me rn
why?

fedya
they need to to their work

bed hair
work?
why?

fedya
because i don't wanna do it

ya mom
well i don't wanna do it either
so fuck off

joker 2.0
why do we even have work to do?

sigma balls
someone decided to leave the country with his boss and gave us the paperwork

joker 2.0
someone?
i didn't

bed hair
ohh that
ranpo did

ya mom
why us out of everyone

sigma balls
he said we're good at doing paperwork

joker 2.0
i barely know how to read

ya mom
let's just send it back as a late christmas gift

bed hair
you should

joker 2.0
doing it right now

candy lover 69
you know i'm in the chat right??

ya mom
yeah
so what?

ya momyeahso what?

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