friday april 1 12:17AM
say happy birthday akutagawa!
@sleepyhead changed the chat name to 'say happy birthday to nikolai!'
fedya
happy birthday to nikolai
thank you dos-kun!
y/n
you're the only one who keeps changing the chat name
and most times it's on someone's birthday
i'm starting to get concernedya mom
why though?
it's your birthday!
besides it felt wrong if the chat name was that and it's your birthdayfedya
preach sis
or bro
idk
whatya mom
irrelevant but what happened to sigma??
lowkey miss themsigma balls
oh i'm here
i just prefer to not be a part of whatever this isya mom
ohhhhh
well heloosigma balls
hibed hair
happy birthday y/n's older brother named nikolai gogol
i thnk you
wait no
thank youya mom
what
wahtya mom
nice one
rightfedya
leftbed hair
like most of your sanity didfedya
yours too
just that all of it leftbed hair
yeah
you had sanity at all???ya mom
i didn'tsigma balls
yeah
this is exactly what i was talking aboutya mom
oh
OH
HAAHEIEIEI
SORRY
yes sorry sorry sigma bestiya mom
shut ya trapfedya
i'm a trap
wait no
i didn't mean to write thatbed hair
what kindfedya
idkya mom
what
this is why i'm mentally unstable
you were mentally stabbed before?
stable*ya mom
uh no
what even is mentally stable
idk thembed hair
poor kunikida when he sees whatever this is
i'm totally gonna die
well i want that thoya mom
who is kunikida again?bed hair
dad
or mom
he act like both
mostly a momya mom
ohhhh
himmmmm
i thought i dreamt about his existence
who would've thought he actually existed
is that my fault?ya mom
i don't think so
maybe
but we won't blame you since it's your birthdayfedya
wait his birthday is on april 1
so it's april fools today toobed hair
heheheheya mom
we should do something insane together and say 'april fools'
and if they get mad, nikolai could always use his birthday privilegesfedya
we can commit mass genocide and say 'april fools' when the police finds us
and if they still are set on arresting us
i can say it was a birthday gift
and that they can't arrest us on my birthdayya mom
yes
let's goooo
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Fanfiction❝𝙞 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙞.❞ ;༊ ╰┈➤ 「𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, doppo kunikida unintentionally adds y/n in the group chat instead of fukuzawa.」 𝐎𝐍...