april fools

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 friday april 1 12:17AM

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friday april 1 12:17AM

say happy birthday akutagawa!

@sleepyhead changed the chat name to 'say happy birthday to nikolai!'

fedya
happy birthday to nikolai

google
thank you dos-kun!
y/n
you're the only one who keeps changing the chat name
and most times it's on someone's birthday
i'm starting to get concerned

ya mom
why though?
it's your birthday!
besides it felt wrong if the chat name was that and it's your birthday

fedya
preach sis
or bro
idk
what

ya mom
irrelevant but what happened to sigma??
lowkey miss them

sigma balls
oh i'm here
i just prefer to not be a part of whatever this is

ya mom
ohhhhh
well heloo

sigma balls
hi

bed hair
happy birthday y/n's older brother named nikolai gogol

google
i thnk you
wait no
thank you

ya mom
what

google
waht

ya mom
nice one

google
right

fedya
left

bed hair
like most of your sanity did

fedya
yours too
just that all of it left

bed hair
yeah

google
you had sanity at all???

ya mom
i didn't

sigma balls
yeah
this is exactly what i was talking about

ya mom
oh
OH
HAAHEIEIEI
SORRY

google
yes sorry sorry sigma besti

ya mom
shut ya trap

fedya
i'm a trap
wait no
i didn't mean to write that

bed hair
what kind

fedya
idk

ya mom
what
this is why i'm mentally unstable

google
you were mentally stabbed before?
stable*

ya mom
uh no
what even is mentally stable
idk them

bed hair
poor kunikida when he sees whatever this is
i'm totally gonna die
well i want that tho

ya mom
who is kunikida again?

bed hair
dad
or mom
he act like both
mostly a mom

ya mom
ohhhh
himmmmm
i thought i dreamt about his existence
who would've thought he actually existed

google
is that my fault?

ya mom
i don't think so
maybe
but we won't blame you since it's your birthday

fedya
wait his birthday is on april 1
so it's april fools today too

bed hair
hehehehe

ya mom
we should do something insane together and say 'april fools'
and if they get mad, nikolai could always use his birthday privileges

fedya
we can commit mass genocide and say 'april fools' when the police finds us

google
and if they still are set on arresting us
i can say it was a birthday gift
and that they can't arrest us on my birthday

ya mom
yes
let's goooo

ya momyeslet's goooo

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