Thank god I'm popular! I would NEVER have gotten though the crowd of students if they didn't let me walk down like on the red carpet!
Sorry all y'all other losers!
Everyone was like,
« Hey s'up Mack! »
« You look fab » (I know btw)
« I love you Mackenzie »
« OMG guess who like you?! »
« Gosh I LOVE that purse! »
« I'll eat my eye in a mustard sandwich if ONLY you sit with me Mackenzie! »
Like, errr, who does that?! That dude has SERIOUS ISSUES.
I walked up to my locker and Nikki, who was still wearing that STUPID label, and started writing in her diary. She's SUCH a dork. Like, who writes in a DIARY?!
And before you say anything, I'm too fab to be a dork sooooo.....
Anyways, I started putting on some lip gloss (only 7 layers though) and pretended that she was NOT in my way. I just gossiped to my besties and whenever Nikki glared at me, I was all like,
«What's HER problem » or
« Girlfriend, are you blind in the morning or are ALL your clothes so tacky? »
I admit it was a LITTLE cruel, but after what SHE did to ME, I DON'T think so.
I can tell that the little dork would just LOVE to be my friend. I don't blame her but IMAGINE! I mean, her EARRINGS are probably cuter than her. And THAT'S saying something.
Geez, I would love to write more, but my pancakes are ready and mom said she added a little surprise on them.
Yum!
YOU ARE READING
Diva Diaries 1: Tales from a very fabulous life
HumorSee Mackenzie's perspective as her see spills her side of the story! This is the first book on Mackenzie's point of view though I made up some little details ;-)
