Does Principal Winston even think about who he admits into this school? Do all the other girls (except the CCPs) have zero fashion sense and act like wild apes?!
I try to HELP these people by giving them fashion advice but it seems that none of them listen to me. Like, this morning, Nikki was looking particularly ugly so I tried to give her a clue but she wouldn't take a hint!
« OMG! My dog has the EXACT same sweater! » That should actually be a compliment. My dog dresses to impress.
« Nikki, I'm sorry hon, but I'm pretty sure people as ugly as you need a permit. »
« If you know what's GOOD for you, you WILL burn that. OMG! It's PERFECT for goodwill. »
I mean, it was like I was telling her that she needed new clothes TO HER FACE! She really IS stupid. She bit her lip and gave me sad puppy eyes. As if! I told Jessica so.
« Nikki thinks she's just the cutest. She's just poop with arms and legs. I mean honestly!
Nikki just ran off. Probably went crying. Why is it SO HARD to try and do something good?! You can't blame me for trying!
Well that was a giant waste of my day! Anything else interesting? Brandon smiled at me. He hasn't forgotten me !
SQUEEE!!!
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Diva Diaries 1: Tales from a very fabulous life
HumorSee Mackenzie's perspective as her see spills her side of the story! This is the first book on Mackenzie's point of view though I made up some little details ;-)