Crack Heads Besties
Aspen:
AMORIEL BISHOP!!!!
BITCH, DID YOU DO IT?!?!
Dory:
calm ur balls down, rat
Aspen:
hunny, between the two of us, you're the rat here 💅
Dory:
i hope u don't get anymore hook ups 🙂
Aspen:
If it weren't for me and my beautiful gay ass, Morie wouldn't have gotten her crush's number
Aspen:
Y'ALL SHOULD BE ALL ON YOUR KNEES RN AND BOW DOWN TO MOI!!!
Gemma:
stfu
i was trying to sleep
Aspen:
Sleep won't help with your dark eye bags now
They're in a point of no return
Gemma:
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Dory:
lmao
Aspen:
why lmao when you don't have an ass to laugh with?
Dory:
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Aspen:
BITCH, YOU SAID YOU WERE BROKE NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU CAN AFFORD A LAWYER?!
GIVE ME BACK MY $20, YOU SKANK!!!
Gemma:
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Gemma:
sorry, babes
it's too funny
where's morie???
Dory:
probably having a breakdown cuz eli still hasn't replied lol
Gemma:
do you guys wanna bet if she might send eli a nude pic???
Aspen:
HEY, DOROTHEA, YOU BETTER BE "JUST KEEP SWIMMING" BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOUR UGLY FACE RN
Dory:
excuse me while i go secure my house for a moment...
count me in that bet, tho
Aspen:
BITCH!!!
Morie:
u guys don't have any faith in me 😔
i'm like such a good girl and u expect me to do that???
Morie:
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Gemma:
says the girl that got called to the principal's office because she shouted, "I LIKE HORSES!!!" in a fake british accent 🙄
Aspen:
I thought it was French???
Dory:
it sounded more like german tbh
Morie:
GUYS, HE FUCKING REPLIED
ALSJDJDOSNSNDDKKSKWNW
SHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHS
Morie:
*screaming, crying, throwing up, pulling my eyelashes out, jumping off the roof and ripping my eyes out*
Aspen:
Well, go on then biatch
Dory:
NOOOO!!!
wait for like at least 3 minutes after he replied
Gemma:
ugh, not that rule
istg that makes me wanna kill someone
just go and reply to his text already!!!
Aspen:
RIGHT?!?!
Morie:
pray for me, hoes 🙏
Aspen:
I might have left catholic school for that, but okay...
Good luck, girlie
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Hey, Crush | ✓
RomanceHer best friend gave her the number of her crush, so she gave it a try and texted him without letting him know who her real identity was.
