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Romance

Her best friend gave her the number of her crush, so she gave it a try and texted him without letting him know who her real identity was.

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by stillclo

by stillclo

Crack Heads Besties

Morie:
he hasn't replied yet 😭

Aspen:
Bitch, how long has it been since you messaged him?

Dory:
#pain
#ghosted

Gemma:
lol who even uses hash tags anymore?

Dory:
me mother fucker

Morie:
like 7 minutes ago 😢

Aspen:

Gemma:
morie, wth???

Dory:
sweetie, i'd be mad if it was like after a few hours or a even a full day, but seven minutes???

Morie:
what?

Gemma:
i think eli is with my brother rn
they're having their practice ig???
not so sure

Morie:
ur so lucky that sometimes he come over to ur house

Gemma:
yeah, and u don't camp outside my house just to see him?

Morie:
it's because i don't!

Dory:
no, u just hide in her room while acting like a peeping tom

Aspen:
She's got a point
She's an icon, she's a legend and she is the moment

Dory:
lemme just take a screen shot cuz aspen is kissing my ass with compliments

Aspen:
*laffs*
You still got no ass, babes
Just accept the truth and move on

Dory:
🖕🏻

Morie:
hey, stop arguing
it's supposed to be abt me rn

Gemma:
narcissistic hoe

Morie:
i lit rally don't deserve that title
that belongs to aspen
eli's the only guy i like 😭
y'all know that

Aspen:
And I'm fucking proud
Like it feels so nice to get railed and then leave them hanging after

Dory:
dude, tmi

Aspen:

Aspen:
You saur wanna be me, dory the fish
Sucks to be you!

Dory:
and u swallow

Gemma:
have u even tried swallowing?

Dory:
next question!!!

Morie:

Morie:
come on, don't be shy tell ur lovely bffs
give us the details, but not too much

Aspen:
Oh, she's leveling up...
Make sure you and Ruben are using contraceptives
I'm too young to be a godfather

Morie:
DOROTHEAAAAA
DON'T DEPRIVE US FROM KNOWING

Dory: