(A/N):I'm back from the dead, woohoo! sorry for the inactivity, I just had a lot of schoolwork and extracurriculars (*glares at i-ready*) and now that it's spring break I have more time. Hope I can update sooner.
They've been hanging out for sometime now. Though not completley gone, after that ritual Xiao feltt much better, although he didnèt know how that ritual work. Did Satan actually drank away his karmic debt like piss? We will never know.
But there was something else on his mind. He wanted to stay with Hu Tao forever, and he thought of proposing. Not actual proposing, but just...you get the point.
He was just about to speak when Hu Tao spoke first.
"im preg"
oh shit.
He got up and speedran his way to wherever adeptus live ig, and then was there for a few hours.
After that, he looked grim. VERY grim.
He came home and told Hu Tao, "I need to go get milk."
Then he left.
And Hu Tao knew damn well he wasn't going to get milk.
So she got very angry.
And became emo. And that was the start of her villan arc.
She poured milk before cereal(she also microwaved the cereal). (A/N:Fun fact, my mom makes me do this when i eat cereal bc we're asian and hot liquid is always important ig)
She wore socks to bed. She started not wetting her toothpaste before brushing. She put soap first before wetting her hands. She bit Kit Kats instead of eating them block by block.
And worst of all, she liked to eat pinapple pizza. (A/N:no offense this is for storytelling purposes)
She was unstoppable.
Then, 10 months later, she gave birth.
After hearing the wailing of her baby, and holding it in her arms, she felt at ease.
"I'll name you Xi, for 'suck', because you sucked all my evilness away."
(A/N: I originally came up with her name from the 'Xi' from 'Xiao', but I wanted a different reason now ig. anyway, there's also other words that have the same sound as xi, like the beginning character for the phrase that means 'hope' and 'like'. I chose suck bc it sounded more on crack. If you don't like the fact that she was name after 'suck', you can imagine it means the former.)
So after that, she stopped committing those horrible war crimes, and being emo, and just. was sad. but not that sad. because she had a kid.
And that's where the story started.
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im pretty sure my dad didn't leave for milk
FanfictionHu Tao has a kid, and the father is unknown. Or, an AU where it's the archons that give out visions, not Celestia, and a similar-to-riordanverse AU where if an immortal has a kid with a mortal they go to get milk and don't come back. I know canonly...
