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Chapter 76

Chapter 76

    Mo Mo never thought that he would leave such a deep shadow on Xiao Wu Neng.

    After being treated as a goblin by Wu Neng that day, Mo Mo left Li Qian.

    And since then, Wu Neng looks defensive every time he sees her.

    Mo Mo explained that Wu Neng regarded her as a demon to confuse the public; gave him candy, and regarded her as a goblin's sugar-coated cannonball; swearing in front of the Buddha, Wu Neng also said that she was a bone spirit who was good at disguise.

    The goblin Mo Mo had no choice but to ask Li Qian for help: "Can you explain to your little apprentice, every time he sees me it's like he sees a monster, and he even wrote two rows of King Kong at the door of my room. Jing..."

    Li Qian looked as if he had nothing to do with him and wanted to watch a good show: "Let him be more guarded against women, and he won't be able to resist breaking his precepts when he grows up."

    What kind of absurdity is this?

    The point is not Wu Neng's opinion of women, but Wu Neng always thought that she was seducing him that day. Master Hui Kong who seduced him "purely and stalwart"!

    Actually quite the opposite!

    He was the one who took the initiative to undress and enslave innocent girls!

    Mo Mo decided to explain to Wu Neng.

    So when Wu Neng secretly made a wish in front of the Buddha for the nth time, begging to take away the monster Mo Mo, Mo Mo finally caught him.

    "Goblin! Dare to make trouble in front of the Buddha!" ​​Wu Neng was scared and angry.

    Mo Mo rolled his eyes: "If I was really a goblin, would Buddha look at me like this?"

    Wu Neng was lost in thought.

    Mo Mo hurriedly said, "You misunderstood me as a goblin because of what you saw in Huikong's room that day, right?"

    Wu Neng blushed: "Yeah, the book says that female goblins will take off their clothes to seduce them. The monks committed sex and precepts..."

    "But think about it carefully, did I take off my clothes that day?" Mo Mo said seriously, "It's your master Huikong who took off his clothes!

    " Say..."

    "That's right!" Mo Mo nodded, "Whoever takes off his clothes is the one who seduces him!"

    Mo Mo solemnly said, "Your master Huikong deliberately tricked me into the room that day. Here, let me shave his head, let me shave his beard, and take off his shirt..."

    "Which girl can resist the temptation of a man with good skin and muscles!" Mo Mo was heartbroken, "Even if he It's a monk!"

    Wu Neng felt that his worldview had collapsed: "Could it be that... Master Hui Kong is a monster?"

    Why is this little monk so full of monsters?

    Mo Mo tried his best to lead him to the right path: "It's not that he is a monster, it's just that you, Master Hui Kong, have a deep mind, and some things are not what you see on the surface, you have to abandon your inherent prejudices... "

    Sister Mo Mo, you're right!" Wu Neng said decisively, "Some things are really not what I see on the surface!"

    "Master Huikong is the goblin, the male goblin!"