UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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A week later. UA Staff Chat + Izuku and (Y/N)

MiniAizu: Today, choose violence

SharpShooter: Violence is never the answer

BroccoliBrother: Violence is a question

MiniAizu: And the answer is yes

BobTheBuilder: N o -

MomNight: Why are you choosing violence?

Therapist: Pup, we talked about violent urges

MiniAizu: Okay but I absolutely HAVE TO-
MiniAizu: They hurt my green bean and they should simply
MiniAizu: Cease to exist

GoodSoup: What?

SharpShooter: I-

MiniAizu: Izu, my lovely little god brother

BroccoliBrother: ...I don't like where this is going
BroccoliBrother: But what?

MiniAizu: For the love of all things heroic
MiniAizu: Can we PLEASE wreck your middle school?

GoodSoup: WHAT-

BroccoliBrother: I stand corrected
BroccoliBrother: I LOVE where this is going

Vlampire: The hellion corrupted the green bean

MiniAizu: Is that a yes?

BroccoliBrother: Yes! But how?
BroccoliBrother: Illegally or legally?

GoodSoup: You two are in a chat of pro heroes-

SharpShooter: I don't think they care

MiniAizu: Illegally would just be getting Shoto to burn it down
MiniAizu: Too easy, they could just rebuild

BroccoliBrother: Fair enough

MiniAizu: Give all your stories and statements to Hound Dog in a session
MiniAizu: He'll have to take it to our favorite Rat God because legality 
MiniAizu: And then Nezu has an entire middle school to wreak havoc on and tear apart

BroccoliBrother: I like it

RatGod: I like this idea as well

Vlampire: Oh god now there's three of them

MiniAizu: P l e a s e drag everyone who hurt my baby
MiniAizu: through the mud and into the pits of hell 

BobTheBuilder: Well that's violent 

MiniAizu: I was being nice-

SharpShooter: Excuse me what now?

Vlampire: Hellion, what is 'not nice'?

MiniAizu: I want them to chew and swallow broken glass :)

MomNight: OH-

BroccoliBrother: Adding that to my notebook 

Vlampire: Hound, the hellion needs therapy

Therapist: Unbeknownst to you, 
Therapist: I'm T R Y I N G

SharpShooter: The terror is breaking the therapist

BobTheBuilder: Just why do you hate Midoriya's middle school so much?

RatGod: No one likes spoilers
RatGod: Read it in the news :)

DadMic: What did I just read-

Dadzawa: Child, Problem Child, that would kill them