UA Staff & Others:
Aizu: I'm not ayin im drunk but
Aizu: I am sayin I got them hiccups
Vlampire: oh my gods-
Therapist: Do not take after me or your
Therapist: father, pup
SharpShooter: Someone get the terror
BobTheBuilder: This is not a drill people
Dadzawa: Child what.
DadMic: Kiddo alcohol isn't good for you!
Aizu: With all the respect I barely have,
Aizu: neither is that much hair jell
MomNight: R I P
Aizu: lollllll
BIRBY: I told them to come here
BroccoliBrother: The chaos is funny
Dadzawa: Who bought the child alcohol
Aizu: I did!
MomNight: You're not 21
Aizu: Noooope
Aizu: But if you dress like a whore then they don't care!
BroccoliBrother: Writing this down
Dadzawa: Child do not exploit yourself for
Dadzawa: alcohol
Aizu: the government exploits us anyways
Aizu: So why not do it for funsies
BroccoliBrother: I agree with this ^
BIRBY: I mean-
Nezu: I could change that
Aizu: You'd get us nuked
Aizu: ion want more radioactive rain
Nezu: I abstain
Vlampire: More?
Aizu: lol round here there do be
Aizu: spicy rain
BIRBY: Oh boy
Aizu: hey Hawks, if a rooster lays an egg
Aizu: on the top of a house, which way does it roll?
SharpShooter: they have zero attention span
BobTheBuilder: where did that come from
Aizu: He's a chicken so I thought he'd get it
BIRBY: I in fact do not get it
Aizu: Aw that's sadge
BIRBY: Skissue skittles
Aizu: your life is skissue skittles
Aizu: you whore
BIRBY: Says the one that
BIRBY: dressed like a whore for alcohol
Aizu: Besides the point!
Dadzawa: You are actually drunk-
Aizu: im not drunk
Aizu: the alcohol is!
DadMic: Recovery Girl, some help?
UAQueen: Do you have water?
Aizu: Yup!
UAQueen: meds for in the morning
Aizu: Check!
UAQueen: Are you going to stop
UAQueen: drinking if we tell you to?
Aizu: I will cry
DadMic: Sounds like drunk Sho-
TherapistL Like father like child
Dadzawa: Stop outing me
Aizu: Oh I feel eepy-
UAQueen: drink some water and head to bed
Aizu: Yes your highness
A/N:
We will not talk about how I wrote this chapter, but we can say I made sure it was authentic
I will not be leaving wattpad, only because all of the comments I got made me have all the feels and I don't wanna leave any of you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sober up-
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-
