Eclipse was a rather nice hellhound and she was pulling out some champagne for herself. Two bottles as a matter of fact, telling Cody that she loved booze so much. She gave a tall glass to her boyfriend, then to Loona. For Cody, since he can't really drink alcohol, she gave him ice cold apple juice.
"Wait a minute!" said Eclipse. "I think i saw you on TV a week ago. Did i?"
Cody, at first, didn't know what she was talking about, but it came back to him instantly. "Oh! where i was performing the bongos for Octavia in that nightclub?" he asked. "Uh-huh. That was me."
"You were very good at the bongos, sweetie." Eclipse said. "And i thought you looked cute in that outfit that night. I mean, i wasn't there personally, but i saw it on the news."
Cody blushed and said: "Thank you."
"Don't you have any other family to help you?" asked Eclipse to Cody. "I mean, it's a good idea that you're living with Loona, I just don't you to get hurt by any demons that might want to hurt you."
"Don't you worry about that." Loona said. "Cody is in good hands with me. I'm in an assassin company with a really embarrassing dad who adopted me when I was almost eighteen. I'm good with weapons and I can easily maul enemies with my bare hands, and rip their hearts. And I promise I will make it extremely bloody. If anyone tries to hurt or attack Cody, they will just have to go through me."
Eclipse smiled and said: "I really like how you care about him, Loona. Ever thought about being a mother?"
Loona's eyes widened as she chocked on her champagne. She then coughed some of it on the floor and did a few more coughing with some tears in her eyes. "Are you... hack! fucking crazy?" she drank a glass of water to help with her throat and clear it up. "I would be a terrible mother. Come on, what kind of a mother would i be? someone who has syphilis or loves alcohol too much?"
"Sorry, i was just asking."
"Besides, it's way too early to think about that right. I mean, i doubt any guy would be interested in me and having a kid with me anyway."
"Don't be so hard on yourself, girl." said Vortex encouragingly. "You'll find love one day."
"If you only knew." Loona thought.
Eclipse looked at Cody and said: "So Cody, you wanna come to my party in three days? it's going to be fun."
"Whoa whoa whoa, i don't think that sounds like a good idea, E." said Vortex. "The parties you have can be a little rough. Remember what happened last week when Adewale threw an another beer bottle at Gus? An all-out fight ensued."
"Cody could get hurt in those kind of parties."
"And some of the hellhounds might eat me if I'm not careful." Cody added. "I've never drank alcohol because I'm a kid and, all, but my uncle Buzz and aunt Pearl used to be drunk all the time. They were angry more than they should and they would just do stupid things. Drunk Hellhounds might be worse. No offense."
The three Hellhounds made a small laugh. None taken." said Eclipse. "I understand. I admit, some of my parties can be a little... a lot. But haven't you made friends here?"
"Oh yeah. Crystal and Serena."
"Nice!" said Eclipse. That is quite a start. I know them very well."
"And i know Stolas and Octavia." Cody added.
"Whoa whoa whoa, the rulers of the Wrath ring?"
"IMP has a... complicated relationship with that owl dude. Blitzo made him happy and Stolas fell in love with him."
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Loona the Caretaker
General FictionOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...