♡︎ // PETS
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ROBIN:
two cats !
• robin is such a cat person
• you have two scottish fold cats, one named arnold and the other humphrey
• he adores them
• he begged you to buy them at the humaine society
• you caved, and you dont regret it, either
FINNEY:
two dogs !
• you have one beagle and one of those tiny white rat dogs with like 4 teeth
• the beagles name is Lola, shes an angel
• the other ones name is burt
• b u r t
• burt eats rocks in the garden and neither of you know why
• bros missing so many teeth bc of it
GWEN:
about 90 fish !
• yall have a big fuckin fish tank
• SO MANY OF THOSE GOLDFISH W THE LIKE AFROS IYKWIM??
• yall dont give them names, theres too many
• you have two tanks, one for backup
• the backup only has like 20 fish in it
• very slay
VANCE:
a talking parrot and a dog !
• mofo made u buy him a parrot
• its not just any parrot tho. her name is willow and she will cuss you out. do not try her
• vance sits there n talks to her smh
• he gets all soft though and lowers his voice so he wont scare her and its adorable
• " willow, hi ! "
• " BITCH ! "
• he taught her swears😍
• " willow, what am i? "
• " ... ASS "
• you have a black great dane as well bc they're badass
BRUCE:
three goats !
• no bc you begged him to get you goats
• hes a sucker for you. he had to do it.
• you named them delilah, patsy, and gale
• patsy is your favorite, shes the baby and shes the most social
• bruce loves them too<3
• he likes gale bc his voice is so damn deep
• fuckin " BAAH.👹🐐 "
• shits so funny
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