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Chapter 31: Drunk SKZ

A couple of hours had passed ever since the party had commenced, and by now, other than Minho, Yiren, Aisha, and Chan, everyone was different amounts of drunk.

"This drink," Jeongin said, sitting against a couch on the floor, "This was way cheaper back in my day."

"How old is he, again?" Yiren whispered to Minho, and he shook his head, "He tends to get possessed by an eighty-year-old when he's drunk. It's actually pretty funny."

"Jeonginnnnn," Changbin whined, "Get me that old drinkkkkkkk."

"Shut up *hiccup* Chang... What's your name?" Jisung asked, tipsy as hell.

Changbin laughed loudly, "HE FORGOT MY NAMEEEEE AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"This is a sight to see," Aisha giggled, "I'm so glad I didn't drink tonight."

Chan shrugged in a motion of playful self-righteousness, "I know, I'm the smartest one."

She elbowed him in the guts, chuckling, "Stop, smarty."

Hyunjin suddenly came running in from God knows where, nobody had even noticed him missing, "GET UP, PEASANTS! COME AND AIR FRY ME IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS!"

"If you say so," Minho was just getting up from his seat when a laughing Yiren stopped him, "He's drunk!"

Minho, the simp in his scenario, stopped to sit and listen to Yiren laugh.

Felix stood up, Jiwon sitting by his side, and he whined, "Can we play some music?"

"Sure...?" Chan spoke, eager to know what he was going to do. He put on a random Michael Jackson song, and Jiwon gasped, laughing, "THAT'S MAH JAM!"

And so, Felix and Jiwon began hip thrusting in the air and trying their goddamn best to replicate the famous moonwalk... except Felix slipped over Sihyeon and landed in her lap, and Jiwon tripped over a bottle and fell on the other side of the couch.

Yiren was having the time of her life watching the mess unfold, "Where's Seungmin?"

"He has two mood when he's drunk: either sad and forlorn, or absolute hoe moments. Once, when he was drunk, he started twerking to Me Too," Minho giggled.

By the way, Minho wasn't the only simp... other than Chan for Aisha. And Aisha for Chan- the point is that Yiren simped for her husband, too.

She chuckled as she glanced at him, who was heartily giggling at the scene unfolding before them. His eyes expressed full glee and life in them; she wondered why people thought he was mean and cold. How could someone hate this absolute delight of a human?

"You're staring~" Aisha teased her, accidentally bringing her little staring session to Chan and Minho's notice.

Chan, upon noticing, giggled like a child. Minho's ears got red, but he couldn't help a small grin from forming on the side of his lips. It almost seemed like a smirk, and honestly, it was such a flex; an actual act to smirk over. He knew the power he had over her, and she did, too.

Felix got up from his position to stand up and look around, confused, "Where... is my bestie?"

"HERE!" Hyunjin and Jisung leaped forward, but Felix made a face and then whined, "NO! JIWON!"

Jiwon laughed from the hind side of the couch, hanging upside down from it.

"Who wants Netflix when you have a drink SKZ?" Yiren commented, trying to change the topic and wash the blush off her face that she had developed when Aisha had noticed her staring at Minho.

"I know, right?" Aisha laughed.

Chan looked at the time on the wall clock, and then kept a hand on Aisha's thigh, "It's time for you to sleep, baby."

"What? It's just 2 AM!"

"It's very late, and you need to have your insomnia meds to function well, right? We can't risk any complications due to change in your medication schedule," Chan maturely explained, and his girlfriend sighed in disappointment.

He looked around, and when he saw that Minho and Yiren were busy laughing at Hyunjin trying to cartwheel while being drunk, Chan whispered to Aisha, "I would do much more, but you're pregnant, baby."

Aisha pouted, and he laughed and kissed her before informing Minho, "We're gonna go sleep, alright?"

"I would tell you to use protection, but you've done far more already, so yeah. Go," Minho deadpanned.

Once the two were off, Yiren looked at Minho, intending to steal kisses, maybe, but that's when Sihyeon whined, 

"Jisunggg! Make love to meee!~"

Minho panicked, "OH, GOD! GO TO SLEEP, EVERYONE!"

Everyone booed at him, and Yiren laughed again, almost falling off her seat.

He sighed; he wondered how Chan handled the kids.

(a/n: early update hehehehehehe suprise!!

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