chapter 1 - wrong number dumbass

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a child
who named this chat mate

rice man
who do you think

(stone)mason
i sense fingers being pointed

rice man
good to know your senses are on point

a child
what is with this gc
isn't it supposed to just be the england team?

jack relish
is it not?

(stone)mason
...can someone give jack a concussion test

car hertz
i'm literally right here

captian america
me too bro

french hair
solidarity🤝

fix it felix
there's so many non-england players man

jack relish
ok i get it

(stone)mason
oi jude
add haaland

a child
sure??

a child added ***********

rice man
welcome thor

(stone)mason
really deccers?

***********
jude wtf is this
why am i here

a child
shit
ABORT!!!
WRONG NUMBER
so sorry abt this arabella

rice man
arabella hmmm
jude here finally manned up and got a girl

arabella
god no
he's like family
literally was for a bit

(stone)mason
not the familyzone💀

captian america
rip🙏

arabella
my earlier question still stands
what is this?

car hertz
i believe it was supposed to be the
england team chat but that was
abandoned after a bit as there's
lots of teams on here

arabella
thank you
at least someone around here is helpful

rice man
kinda hurt over that mate

arabella
sry i don't associate with british people

a child
i sense a lie

arabella
you can't sense shit

(stone)mason
that's it we're keeping her
i love bully jude day🤩

arabella
how about you bully your way back
to the bench mount🤨

(stone)mason
goddamn
never mind
dec kick her out

arabella
that's child abuse

rice man
YOU'RE A CHILD??

arabella
i'm 17 you old fuck

captian america
living for this drama

arabella
glad to entertain😘
but unless there's spanish players here i'm out

fix it felix
you're spanish?

arabella
yes

jack relish
mason mate
we can test out our matchmaking skills

(stone)mason
?

jack relish
we just got to find someone arabella's age
and boom instant love

arabella
idk southgate's got that dilf vibe going for him

a child
i'm begging you to never use southgate and
dilf in the same sentence ever again

arabella
also

arabella named the chat "world cup baddies"

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