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bedroomsinger: me rn cause i booked the wrong flight, had to wake up earlier and essentially RUN to the airport
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sebsgoldenchild: why are you using me for publicity bedroomsinger: i don't even know who you are
sebsgoldenchild: idiot who can't even say three simple words bedroomsinger: this is why you don't have a girlfriend sebsgoldenchild: ACTUALLY... bedroomsinger: fuck off @sebsgoldenchild
prlord: how does this even happen bedroomsinger: basically when i was booking my plane charles was being a little bitch and distracting me causing me to press on the wrong flight. THE ONE THAT LEAVES EARLIER. so if we are being honest he's the problem here prlord: and where is he bedroomsinger: idk i just got off a plane george
augustisthebestmonth: shit you're getting closer to france bedroomsinger: i'm literally in germany augustisthebestmonth: far too close for my liking
arthurcornstar: why is charles being mopey bedroomsinger: 🤷♀️🤷♀️ he must miss me arthurcornstar: no one misses you
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY THE WRONG PLANE TICKET? Because Iris Blanche can tell you all about that. She can describe in heavy detail how she had to stress pack at 12am, had to give Weenie enough smooches by 2am and give her significant other a hug by 2:30am.
Was Charles even her significant other?? She didn't know.
Frankly when she ran off that boat she was just trying to find the best way to surprise Charles with the words 'I love you'.
But then she got an email from her flight company and that was when it all started to go downhill.
Charles had been sent on snack duty. But instead he headed in the direction of his brother's apartment in need of desperate advice. And trust me, when you use Arthur Leclerc for advice you've really got a problem.
He came back from Arthur's with a twix in his hand to uphold his snack duties, and his apartment was in a right state. There were rose petals on the floor and Iris hastily running across the room from her suitcase, to the bedroom and back to the washing machine.
While he had been away Iris had roses on the bed which was cheesy but that was Charles' favorite moment in the romance films. And instead of a cute romance scene he was met with her stress packing and muttering under her breath about how she was going to miss her flight.
She hadn't missed her flight.
But she'd missed her chance to confess the undying love she had for her boyfriend.
Fucking idiot.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: short one because we have a lot to unpack especially when we get to paris 😁😆
i was going to post this tomorrow but i saw that lover hit 5k votes and that is absolutely insane to me. this silly little book means so much to me and all of the people i've gained a long the way.
thank you all so much for your views, votes and comments it's so amazing to hit this achievement ❤️
