Texting Him | Yoongi

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Crazy kid : hihihihhyyyyyy

Ambitchous: ?

Crazy kid : what with that boring response!

Ambitchous: oh c'mon speak .. or I am going back to sleep

Crazy kid :  don't be a grandpa.. oh wait you already are..

Ambitchous: shut up

Crazy kid : make me

Ambitchous: -_- then come here ..

Crazy kid : not coming...

Ambitchous: ohfo .. y/n just tell me why did you message.. I am tryin to spend time with my wifeu

Crazy kid : YOU WHAT?
YOONGI !
I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT FROM YOU !!
OH GOD WHAT DID I DO THAT YOU MADE HIM CHEAT ON ME
WHY THIS WORLD IS SO CRUEL

Ambitchous: done ?

Crazy kid : yeah ..
Now care to explain

Ambitchous: I am talking about my neck pillow.. I'll introduce u to her later ..

Crazy kid : oh that one.! I remember you told that u are dating it..
So childish yoongi 😂

Ambitchous: shut up.. I won't hear a word about my wifeu

Crazy kid : oh really? Then I have a rival ...
I'll throw your wifeu in somedays just wait and watch

Ambitchous: YOU .. don't you dare...
I am here to protect her..

Crazy kid : we'll see sir

Ambitchous: yeah 😒

Crazy kid : anyway what are you doing?

Ambitchous: sleeping

Crazy kid : yeah I forget
So what next u gonna do lazy ass?

Ambitchous: eat..
Wait!
Did you just?!!?;#??!

Crazy kid : hehe .. sorry grandpa

Ambitchous: Jungkook was asking about you .. that when are u coming

Crazy kid : jungkookie or u?

Ambitchous: both

Crazy kid :😂 just wait a bit more Mr. Meow meow

Ambitchous: hush! Okay

Crazy kid : u r so boring i am going bye

Ambitchous: -_-
I am boring?
Ok then bye don't talk to me

Crazy kid : yeaahh

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Crazy kid : yoongi boongi

Ambitchous: I thought I was boring

Crazy kid : you surely are but i like getting bored by you

Ambitchous: ew so cheesy

Crazy kid : maybe because I just ate cheese ehheheheh

Ambitchous: you and your lame talks

Crazy kid : shut up

Ambitchous: btw isn't it night there why are you awake?

Crazy kid : I have my graduation ceremony tomorrow so I can't sleep bcz of excitement

Ambitchous: oh it means my kid finally grew up

Crazy kid : yes grandpa

Ambitchous: but you should sleep or else you will look like a panda in the morning

Crazy kid : you're right but I can't sleep .. help me

Ambitchous: how can I help you from here

Crazy kid : give me some advice . You're pro at sleeping aren't you

Ambitchous: yes i am but i don't need anything to sleep. I sleep as soon as i lay down

Crazy kid: ohh plss... Help me

Ambitchous: okay then listen

Crazy kid : 👂 yes

Ambitchous: close your eyes to sleep

Crazy kid : wow . I didn't knew we need to close our eyes to sleep . Thanks a lot sir for that great advice

Ambitchous: there are some people who even sleep with their eyes open that's why I told u

Crazy kid : are you mocking my taetae?

Ambitchous: excuse me?
'your taetae' ? What?

Crazy kid : ofc he is my love

Ambitchous: then who am I?

Crazy kid : you're after him
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Crazy kid : yoongi?
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Crazy kid : seriously this cat ! Did you just blocked me? ! Wahhh!
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Crazy kid : HOW DARE YOU !
HUH!
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