Kickass Rat House

Endeavor Bashing (In Disguise)

"Action!"

"Hey guys! This is Kickass Rat House. I'm Kaminari Denki!"

"And I- I'm- he- this- I'm so sorry what's my line?"

"And this is Midoriya Izuku. Dude, this is like the fifth time. At least you got one word right this time."

The smile Kaminari flashed was so genuine that Midoriya couldn't help but smile back.

"So! Popular demand wanted your analysis!"

At the sound of analysis Midoriya sat up, fidgeting with his fingers before reaching behind the sofa for a stack of notebooks.

"So, um, I guess I'll start with- with how I, um, got into it?"

He looked to Kaminari for reassurance, continuing when he received a nod.

"I, uh, this is my first analysis book. It's kind of- kind of old."

Pulling a book from the bottom of the pile, he held it up to the camera. The edges were tattered, corners curled up. Written on the front, in purple crayon and scribbled handwriting was 'Heros for the futur!'

"Um, it's from when- when I was four."

Kaminari's eyes blew wide.

"You've been doing this for over a decade? Is that how you're so smart?"

"It- it might help with like, uh, lessons you need to write in, but not- not with maths and the harder ones."

He looked from Kaminari back to the camera, which made his hands move a little faster in their fidgeting.

"I, um, will only be showing analysis of heroes I don't like so, uh, the best heroes aren't affected-"

The camera shook as Jirou burst into laughter.

"Midoriya you can't just say that."

He looked genuinely puzzled.

"You know what, nevermind, who's first?"

Kaminari looked at him excitedly.

"So, um, Kaminari actually wanted me to analyse him first, but I'm not going to because I like him. He's a good hero."

Even if the boy did deflate he did it smiling.

"Instead I'm going to do Endeavor first. That- that's why Todoroki is here."

Kaminari looked around, confused, before Todoroki popped up from behind the sofa, moving to sit against the wall in the background. He shot the boy a questioning look.

"What? I want to know what he has to say. Go ahead Midoriya."

"So, um, Endeavor is powerful, but he does have weaknesses. Like, anyone with a- uh- semi decent water quirk could easily combat him. But with a weak water quirk it would just boil. Backdraft, the number 46 hero, I think, could easily subdue Endeavor due to the strength of his quirk. And that's- that's not even mentioning his, um, reliance? on his quirk."

Todoroki sat forward, a small smile on his face as he listened to Midoriya's mutter storm.

"Like, he is good in close combat quirkless fighting, but not top level good. Gunhead, the number, um, 30 hero could beat him if he didn't use the fire. And, um, with the Shie Hassakai and their quirk erasing bullets, losing your quirk is a real danger in today's society. Even if the quirk erasing bullets were all destroyed, someone may take the concept and attempt to replicate it. So the reliance on his quirk is stupid and might get him killed. Eraserhead would kick Endeavour's ass and I really want to... see it..."

He trailed off when he notified everyone's faces, thinking back on what he said.

"Oh, um... sorry about that. Should I continue? I have- I have more..."

Todoroki actually shed a tear as he nodded.

"Right, uh, this has kind of turned into, um, why I dislike Endeavor as a hero, so I'll continue with that thought train I guess? Um, if you, uh, look at the graphs showing property damage caused by heroes in each year Endeavor is always the highest. He, uh, leaves an estimated 30,000 people homeless each year, whether that's just for a week or for the rest of their lives. He also has the- the most civilian deaths among heroes per year, every year since his debut. In conclusion, Endeavour is a, uh, please excuse my language I'm sorry mom, ass sniffing sadistic dick who doesn't give a shit about the people he's hurting."

Midoriya closed the notebook he had been reading from and started a twenty second handshake with Kaminari before walking out of frame. The three students watched him go with a look of awe in their eyes before Kaminari broke the silence.

"Aizawa-sensei is totally gonna kill us if he sees that... Oh well. Kyouka, come do the outro with me!"

"Who's going to end the recording if I do that you fucking idiot?"

"Come onnn, we can just cut the end off in editing! I can't do it alone, it's against the channel rules."

"You mean I can cut the clip off in editing? And the rules you just made up?"

As she spoke she moved to sit where Midoriya had been sitting. She rolled her eyes at Kaminari when he smiled as if he won.

"Bye."

"Kyo, that is SO boring. Ok, this has been Kickass Rat House! I'm Kaminari Denki, your host, this is Jirou Kyouka, our camera woman! Oh, and that's Todoroki, Endeavor's youngest son. Goodbye!"

[ForeverTired]: deku just got a new fan, wheres the fanclub at?
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[Endeavorstestes]: He doesn't know what he's talking about. Endeavour is a wonderful hero with the second most saved civilians rate. People just dislike him because he's rude to the media, which is fair considering he's constantly followed by them.
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[.heavenlymay]: no cus the fact that endeavors SON is excited about this speakes volumes as to what type of person endeavor rly is. dekus right.
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[biggesthamilfan]: when will endeavor publish his response??
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