BAKUBABY oneshots

alien

!no quirks!

No One POV:

This takes place 10 years in the future where aliens started abducting humans, no one knows what they do with humans or seen what they look like but every once in a while they'll abduct someone in the night

Katsuki bakugou just turned 15 he had just reached his sophomore year of high school where he hangs out with his two friends mina and kaminari. Katsuki is the schools "bad boy" because he has a bit of a temper and is known to beat anyone up who talks badly about him

One day when he was walking to school as he normally does he got the feeling he was being watched so he took his headphones off and looked around but there was no one in sight not even a car. He went on walking when he started to feel hazy his vision started to blur and his legs felt like they were turning into jelly

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When bakugou woke up all he could see was white when his vision came back he saw a white ceiling and a white baby mobile he turned his head and saw white bars and behind the bars was the cleanest room he's ever been in, it was completely white with no splash of color

"what the hell?" bakugou groggily said his head pounding as he sat up slowly

"what the fu- where am i?" he asked himself looking at the giant nursery he saw what he presumed to be a camera in the top corner of the room

"hey assholes! where the fuck am i?" he yelled flipping the camera off then he heard a door slide open you couldn't even tell there was a door there it looked like the wall just opened

"there's no need for that" a gruff voice chuckled bakugou slowly turned his head to see the tallest man- creature.. thing? he's ever seen

The man was at least 7-8ft with red hair, red eyes, some scales, and sharp teeth like a shark but other than that he looked semi human and he spoke normal! katsuki thought they'd be weird gross slimy creatures that only made clicking sounds or grunts like caveman

"who the hell are you? why am i here? where is here? take me back or i'll make you regret this!" so much was going through katsukis mind

"wow slow down kugalotee" the man chuckles again

"kuga- huh" katsukis face turned confused

"it's a animal of our planet their fierce but cute" stupid alien man smirked

"i'm kirishima, leader of the cofurex it's equal to your military but he don't fight and cause destruction like your planet we protect and help other planets around the galaxy" kirishima said as katsuki sat glaring silently

"and your on my ship! you're here cause since your planet is so destructive and you humans can't take of yourselves we decided to take you guys in as kits to give you a better life and keep you little guys out of trouble" kirishima smiled but bakugou was unimpressed

"what the fuck is a "kit" and take me back! i have a test to take and i'm not gonna fail, I appreciate the "care" but humans are doing good so" bakugou crossed his arms

"it's not a choice your planet will be destroyed and a kit is a youngling or what do you guys call it?... a baby? in our world kit is equivalent to a baby and humans are about the size of our planets babys, you personally are probably the youngest kit to be taken back" kirishima explained

"oh hell no fly my ass back to earth" bakugou yelled angrily

"we've been checking in on earth for centuries we know everything about earth and our planet isn't far off from yours we have all the stuff for humans to be taken care of correctly, we can go into human forms that's why no one knows are true form on earth-"

"we visit earth all the time to take materials for our kits" kirishima pat bakugous head to try and comfort him, he knows how scared the kit must feel

"don't touch me!" bakugou slapped his hand away it felt like being hit with a piece a paper to kirishima

"aw that was adorable" kirishima cooed humans really are kits

"do i look like a pokéymon you can't just snatch humans from earth" bakugou blushed a bit trying to ignore being called "adorable" from a giant alien

"i don't know what that is but you'll hopefully enjoy living with me and my- well you call it huband-hus-husband? but you'll call him appa and you'll call me dada" kirishima picked bakugou from the pod- or crib

"hey put me down you idiot!" bakugou didn't struggle though he didn't want to be dropped he felt he was far far from the ground

"we gotta give you a quick change because human skin is so sensitive the first week on my planet" kirishima laid bakugou down on the changing table

'i feel like i'm put in the situations a lot..'

"watch it red." bakugou warned but no match to the giant muscular alien who pretty much manhandled him into a diaper and plain white fluffy onesie

"you shouldn't be undressing minors creep! how old are you anyway?" bakugou sat up glaring at the giant

"562 and i promise you no harm during changing it's just our clothes go on different then yours" he explained

"righttt" bakugou rolled his eyes

"you're not freaking out as much as i thought you would, most human stories i heard have all been way worse then you my colleagues human but his finger off first day" kirishima gave a nervous sound

"this isn't my first rodeo" bakugou smirks

"huh?" kirishima tilted his head at the human

"nothing"