[We open to a shot of KeeKee asleep, with Charlie, Vaggie, and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week Madam Pentious!"]
Charlie: "That looks perfect! Aah! I'm so excited Madam Pentious is staying at the Hotel!"
Vaggie: "Uh, hun she was just trying to take over the city with her steam punk bullshit."
Charlie: "Well I haven't seen her pull any of that here!"
[Madam Pentious comes in rolling new machine that her Egg Bois are sitting on.]
Vaggie: "What the hell is that?"
Madam Pentious: "Oh hello purple female, It's my newest invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shoot the other residents!"
[Y/N pops his head in immediately after she said that.]
Y/N: "You're the most paranoid person I've ever ever met."
Madam Pentious: "Thank you! W-"
Charlie: "Wait? Why?"
Madam Pentious: "Everyone is being too nice. It's obviously a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? And how? I must be prepared! Ooh! The new parts I ordered are here!"
[Odette and Clara in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them.]
Odette: [Holds Clipboard] "Sign, please."
[Pentious signs the clipboard as Odette and Clara come in wheeling in boxes of weapons.]
Odette: "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your carmine purchase."
Y/N: "Tell your mother, I said hi."
[That was a voice Odette and Clara never expected to hear again. Due to the fact when most people attacked their mother they would instantly be hunted down.]
Clara: "Actually our mother would prefer you to do that in person." [Hands Envelop] "I don't know what you did to her... but I can't object her orders."
Y/N: [Pats head] "Good girl!"
[Odette and Clara walk away as Madam Pentious runs to her newly acquired weapons
Vaggie: "Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?"
Madam Pentious: "Uh, of course. She's the best weapons dealer in hell!"
Y/N: [Inspects the contents of the crates] "So Carmine really makes these weapons to have..."Quality?"
[Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.]
Madam Pentious: "Hey!"
Vaggie: "You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome."
[Y/N can be seen opening the letter he got from Carmilla only for Charlie to peer over his shoulder.]
Charlie: [Cutesy] "What's it say?"
Y/N: "Meh... Probably just overlord stuff, congratulating me on battles, stuff like that!"
[Charlie still not satisfied starting to push on by starting to ruffle your H/C colored hair.]
Charlie: "If it's just overlord stuff why can't I read it?"
Y/N: "Uhhh... Why are you so interested in My
Mail?"Charlie: "Don't change the subject... What's it say?"
[The scene then pans the argument Vaggie and Madam Pentious were having.]
YOU ARE READING
Female Hazbin Harem X The Shadow Man
Fantasy???: "Futility, a mere pestilence is what I thought of your race but not, not anymore Charlie."