A/N: I'll try to make sense of it as it goes...😭
Also this is a mix of the cartoon and live action movie 🙏
Magic and wonders had always been normal things in Remi Stark's world. After all, they were always surrounded by sorcerers, witches, super-humans, and beings with enhanced abilities, Remi themself being one of them.
So then why was Remi so surprised when they saw a white rabbit with a big pocket-watch, soliciting them to follow?
It was Pepper's idea to host a tea party in a big garden her and Tony had rented. Everyone had to dress extra fancy to follow the theme. It was Pepper's birthday, after all, and whatever she says, goes.
The garden had big hedges, taller than Thor himself. Tony had warned everyone about the hedges forming a sort of maze, so most people decided to stray from there.
There were many circular tables with white table cloth covering them. Everywhere Remi saw, there were tea cups in people's hands. Their gaze fell upon the long, rectangular treat table. There was an assortment of cakes, brownies, and cupcakes people could choose from.
Dad really went all out for Mom's birthday, Remi thought to themself as they fixed their dress. It was a sage green dress that flowed quite nicely. It ended a bit above Remi's ankles, so their shoes were visible. They were small-heel, white dress shoes that Remi bought specifically for this occasion.
Remi's hair (currently platinum blonde with sage green roots) was up in a tight bun, but Remi let some strands fall in front of their face.
"Honey!" Pepper called out to Remi from afar. "We're taking a family picture come on!" Remi nodded, hurrying to their mother who was wearing a puffy red dress. Because it was her birthday, Pepper wanted to stand out from all the pastel colors, of course.
Remi positioned themself next to their sister, Giz, who was wearing a light pink dress that fell all the way to the floor. Remi scrunched their nose as they noticed the bottom of Giz's dress was already getting dirty from her dragging it around the garden.
Morgan stood in front of Giz and Remi. Peter stood next to Tony as Tony and Pepper sandwiched all four kids for the picture.
Hours passed, Remi was beginning to get bored. They began walking around, checking on each of their friends.
They walked up to the table where Giz, Pietro, and Morgan were sitting at. Giz was wearing a big top hat. Remi let out a laugh. "Where'd you get that?" they asked.
Giz snorted. "Mobius told me to hold it for him while he played croquet," Giz replied. "Whatever the fuck that is." She turned to Pietro who was holding a sleeping six-year-old Morgan. "She's still sleeping? Wake her up!" Giz poked Morgan's face.
Pietro swatted her hand away. "Leave her alone!" he told Giz. Both of them started laughing uncontrollably. Remi frowned in confusion, but their questions were then answered by Giz holding out a small LSD tab to them.
Remi's eyes widened. "Hide that shit!" they whisper-shouted. "Why would you do that right here, right now? And in front of Morgan?"
"She's out like a light, she didn't see shit! It's not like we're blowing smoke on her face or anything, it's just LSD," Giz explained herself. "Come on, you're bored as shit, try it."
Remi thought about it for a minute, staring at the colorful tab on Giz's fingertip as she held it out to them. Finally, Remi decided. "No," was their answer. "I can entertain myself, thanks."
"Your loss," Giz tipped the top hat on her head jokingly as Remi turned around annoyedly. Giz and Pietro laughed their asses off, their chuckles fading out in the distance as Remi walked further away.
