DNA ⇒ Vkook/KookV [pt.1]

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I've got the perfect idea for angst yall :D just gonna wait until the very end

"JEON MOTHERFUCKING JUNGKOOK IF YOU DON'T TURN DOWN THAT PIECE OF SHIT YOU CALL MUSIC,I'M GOING TO CHIP OF YOUR DICK AND USE YOUR BALLS AS EARRINGS! TURN IT THE FUCK DOWN!"

"IT'S EXID!"

"IT'S SEVEN IN THE FUCKING MORNING,FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

"SO?"

"I CANT FUCKING SLEEP!"

"THEN GET YOUR PRETTY ASS UP! WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL SOON ANYWAY!"

"THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I WANT TO SLEEP!"

Jungkook sighed and turned the volume down slightly,the Taehyung growled and he instantly turned it all the way down.

"THANK YOU!" Taehyung cooed sweetly with a smile plastered on his face and he sank on the soft duvets. In a few seconds he was almost asleep,when...

DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

DUMB DUMB DUMB DUM-

"JUNG HOSEOK!"

*-*-*

"Tae? Is your name google?"

"You literally just called me by my name how-"

"Because you're everything I'm looking for."

Taehyung sighed and tried to calm himself down before he squealed or punched Jungkook where the sun doesn't shine.

"You know,now that I think about it,I've never met your parents." Jungkook started again and Taehyung was glad it wasn't another pick up line...or so he thought.

"So what?" Taehyung mumbled,pressing buttons on the remote to switch through the boring channels.

Jungkook shrugged. "I wanted to know if either of your parents are bakers."

Taehyung raised an eyebrow.

Jungkook grinned.

"Cause you've got a nice set of buns."

Taehyung threw the remote at him,hitting the black haired male square on the head.

"Ow!" Jungkook whined and rubbed the sore spot which didn't really hurt because,come on,let's be honest here,a fly's punch would hurt more that Kim Taehyung hitting you.

"You deserved it."

"Meanie." Jungkook pouted and then silence dominated the room.

Until...

"DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME YOU STUPID GIANT!" Was all they heard before the apartment door burst open. A angry Baekhyun entered,with an adorable pout and his arms crossed over his chest and was soon followed by Chanyeol who was laughing his ass off.

"Baek? What happened? Did you two break up?" Taehyung rushed to his brother who didn't respond,Taehyung looked at Chanyeol but he was too busy laughing but considering the fact that both of them were there he assumed they hadn't split.

"Care to enlighten me on what the fuck is going on?!"

"Re-remember- when-" Chanyeol managed to choke out between laughs. "Remember when you told him - " Hiccup " He should hit those high notes while singing instead of in the bedroom?"

"Yeah,I do. So?"

"I got him to participate in a singing competition."

"What's bad about that?" Jungkook asked his -soon-to-be-brother-in-law-.

"HE FUCKING RECORDED ME DURING SEX AND SENT IT TO THE JUDGES!"

And now the three of them,except for the angry puppy burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

When they calmed down,Chanyeol pulled his boyfriend for a hug,as much as the older wanted to move away he couldn't since he's a mushroom compared to Chanyeol.

"Relax baby. At least you got the first place."

Ok lemme rant for a second

FUCKING SM RUINS LIVES
HAVE YALL NOTICED HOW DOWN AND SAD HAS JONGIN BEEN LATELY SINCE KAISTAL WAS CONFIRMED?! HAVD YALL NOTICED HIW DISTANT KAISOO WERE FROM EACH OTHER AND HOW SOO LITERALLY IGNORED JONGIN LIVE THE NEXT DAY THAT THE NEW WERE CONFIRMED?! AND LETS NOT TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING UNEXPECTED KAISTAL AND THAT JUST PROVES HOW FAKE IT IS
But still,I respect it. I just want my son's happiness.
Ok I'm done thank you