phan crack fic

Untitled Part 5 PART 2 (posted to celebrate pride bc y not)

Kanye west flies in and everyone bows.

'your not only looking at your god, but youre president'

everyone cheers.

how did he use the wrong yours when he was talking???

apparently at some point, the vicor had drank way too much alcohol and passed out in the back.

kanye finished the ceremony and so dan and phil were now dan and phil lester. i guess phil tops.

i decided to stay for the after party for the lols bevause like i got dressed up for this??

as dan and phil were cutting into the cake together, it explodes into everyones eyes and everyone is temporarily blinded.

all that is heard is the squeadk of metal and a ribbet.

oh shit its dat boi waddup.

ew

no

bad memes arent allowed here.

oh shit dan you have to leave.

hha

whats happening again.

then pepe rises from hell and challenges dat boi to a duel.

i think its obvious who wins.

the commotion was giving me a headache and i was distaught and drunk so i flew to japan.

as i was walking through the streets i see two people sticking out in the crowd. they were weirdly tall and had black and brown hair. one was wearing all black and the other was wearing plaid.

who tf are they lol.

they seemed to be going in the same direction as i was and i ran into them.

the two random guys were like 'omg did you knwo dan and phil were having hteir honeymoon here'

oh shitttt.

suddenly, the earth shifts under my feet and all around me are familiar faces. everyone resembles phil and i cant escape.

i gotta troy bolton out of here so i run fast.

suddenly im tumblring through the earth and i crash.

i went too fast, i turned into sonic but i couldnt control my powers and i met my end.

hello darkness my old friend i sing to myself as i hear the fatal mmm watcha say, i know im a goner.

and i get carried away, in the arms of an angel.

then the bitch drops me like wtf man.

i fall so hard that i crash into hell where im in a room full of screens and everytime i look at them i hear.

JOOOOHN CENAAA.

i cant face the outdated memes.

i just cant.

i want to die but im already dead.

all you sinners stand up sing hallelujah otherwise you know whats gonna happen.

youve been warned

wow the whole time this was a cautionary tale

if im honestl i loved the first aprt of this and i hate this pary but oh well