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The Grinch x Reader (Pt. 1)

"Urgh!" You exclaimed, "I hate this stupid cold weather!"

You were trying to climb the mountain that led up to the Grinch's "house", or whatever you will. You needed to talk to him about something.

'What's the talk about?', you ask? Well, see. You hated Christmas, he hated Christmas, and he didn't really have any friends. So, you decided to give him a chance to be friends with you.

He most probably won't take this chance though, besides, he is the Grinch. You probably won't get his friendship.

You were so close to the top, and you just wanted to get off this cliff.

"Finally!" you shouted, "all this work better pay off!"

You wiped your clothes and hair so that you would look somewhat nice.

You hesitated before knocking on the door. The only thing you heard was barking and someone mumbling.

"Hey!" you hollered, "let me in!"

The door opened and out came a trampoline. A big claw machine threw you on the trampoline, and it pushed you off of the cliff. You started shrieking and crying for help, you didn't wanna die!

You hit the ground, but you went unconscious before even noticing.

You woke up to the sound of beeping, and nurses surrounding you.

"Ugghh..."

"Ah, you're awake!" a nurse shouted with joy, "are you okay?"

"I'm in the hospital, what do you think?" you snapped at her.

"Oh....well, everyone saw you fall down from...his cliff."

"Yeah, the Grinch? Why is everyone so fucking scared to say his name?" You were angry with him, too. He didn't even give you a chance to talk to him! He just tried to kill you!

"Ahaaaa...look, we understand your frustration, but you're gonna be in here for a few days before we let you out." she informed you.

"But I'm okay!" you shrieked.

Another nurse threw off your blanket.

You saw casts wrapped around your ankles and feet. You legs were sore and bruised.

"You broke a few things."

"W...What?" you started to tear up, because, now how are you gonna get up the cliff anytime soon? You have to talk to him before Christmas!

"W-When will I be okay?!" you looked up, and you sat forward a bit, "I need to be able to climb that cliff before Christmas!"

"Four weeks." the main nurse answered.

"...Get out."

You looked over at the nurses.

"I said, get out!"

The nurses nodded quickly, and they walked out in a line.

You sighed and laid back. You didn't even wanna look at your legs right now. It could be more than four weeks.

You're still in awe about what happened today. If you didn't even try to climb that cliff in the first place, then you wouldn't even be here!

You were gonna get up that cliff before Christmas, that you knew. But everyone in Whoville were afraid of the Grinch. So it would be hard to find someone who would tag along with you.

You just needed someone who would be brave enough to go up there with you.