21: 7×3=21 it's my second favorite number.... don't ask me why, I don't know. So I'll give to seven more in this one!
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If being beautiful was a serious crime you'd be on death row.
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Your hand looks heavy! Can I hold it for you?
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If you leave I'm going to have to call the cops..... you stole my heart, but don't give it back just yet. You can keep it for a while as long as I stay right beside you.
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Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want to go out with me.
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Hey you almost killed me!
What?
I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
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Do you want to go out with me?
We just met.
Thats what you think, I've met you in my dreams thousands of times.
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Hey could you fix my phone? I think there's something wrong with it.
What's wrong with it?
It doesn't have your number in it.
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There you go! More stuff to laugh at or take seriously whatever you think. Sorry about all the #'s I was in the mood for something other than -'s across the page. 😆❤
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Puns, Pickup lines And Comebacks
HumorJust some puns that make people laugh, and pick up lines to get you your crush.....unless they're so bad their funny. How you get a good laugh out of these or if you take them seriously then good luck with your true love. Also if your mad at someone...
