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Percy: "I beheaded Medusa with a glass orb and a pen."
Annabeth: "And your girlfriend's brain."
Gover: "And your best friend with his flying shoes."
Percy: "I defeated the Minotaur with its own horn and a pen."
Grover: "Okay, that's accurate."
Percy: "I fought Luke Castellan and his army of monsters in the Sea of Monsters armed with only a ballpoint pen."
Annabeth: *ahem*
Percy: "And my awesome girlfriend. But I dueled with the Titan Atlas with a pen."
Artemis: "For about ten seconds before I stepped in, boy."
Percy: "I fought through the Labyrinth with a mechanical spider and a pen."
Rachel: "I fended off Kronos with a hairbrush."
Percy: "Well, I saved the world at the Battle of New York with this pen."
Everyone: *glares*
Percy: "And a dagger. And Luke's last-minute regret. And an army of demigods..."
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Percy Jackson Jokes & Headcanons
Random- Jokes, memes, and headcanons about PJO and relatable fandoms stuff! - Highest ranks: #1 in relatable, collection, and joke book - Sorry the book cover doesn't match the title, I'm too lazy to fix it - Completed on March 12, 2018 * Disclaimer: I d...
