Avengers X-Reader Volume 1

Carnival, Photo Booth, Tony, and penis talk

"Get up assholes, I'm tired of moping around in this goddamn facility, I want to go to the carnival!?" I shouted while running down the halls, and into the common room. "My body craves sustenance, and revelry!" I gave a mock gasp and brought my hand to my heart, and drastically fell across Sam and Steve as they sat on the couch. Most of the Avengers laughed, Nat, Clint, Wanda, Bucky, but Bruce and Tony scoffed, and shook their heads no.
"You know, I could give you both of those, like right now?" Sam laughed, pushing my body of his lap, but Cap caught me before I fell.
"Pffff, and I tell you everytime I catch you and Bucky staring at my ass, neither of you can h..a..nd..le.. this," I mocked, snapping my fingers in a Z form. "You'd guys would end up crying, and have Cap or Thor come rescue you." I lightly kissed Steve's cheek and leaped off his lap, making him blush. "Besides I don't think you're new girlfriend would appreciate that, shame on you." I jumped onto Thor's back, "REVELRY THOR! CORN DOGS! FUNNEL CAKE! BEER! RIDES!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. I pulled on Thor's cape and ushered him forward, "onward my noble steed!"
"Are you on crack?" Tony asked, titling his head and looking over my face. "Or did you eat all that candy you bought yesterday?"
"How can you have so much energy? You're closer to Nat's age, but even she gets tired, and needs sleep." Bruce questioned, giving me the same look Tony was.
"Uh Lady (y/n), I am a god, not a noble steed, but if you wish, I will take you to this carnival you speak of." Thor replied, reaching back and patting my thighs.
"Hey I never said we wouldn't take you?" Sam quipped, getting up off the couch. "I'm sure Andy wouldn't mind joining us."
"You know what, we'll all go," Steve stated, looking around the room, "consider it a team building exercise, along with a way to get (y/n) to actually take a full breath."
"Yah, I'm good," Tony snorted, getting up and heading to his lab, Bruce began to follow closely behind him.
"FRIDAY, can you enact the protocols I came up with, and lock down the lab." I ordered, slipping off Thor and crossing my arms over my chest. The sky outside darkened, and the air cooled inside the room. "You're both going, if I have to drag your bodies, kicking and screaming." I spread my fingers and let the wind lift me a few feet off the ground.
"Protocols are enabled, sorry boss." FRIDAY sighed.
"The fact that Steve and Natasha gave you a gun, still dumbfounds me," Tony snapped, meeting my gaze, unafraid of my small windstorm. I sniffed, and dropped down to the ground.
"It's because I'm awesome, and you know it! I'm you're sunshine, and when you piss me off, I can be your hell. So just for the day, let's have some sunshine," I jested, batting my long eyelashes, and tilting my head, "please Tony, will you take me to the carnival?"
"(Y/n), why do you need me to go, I hate those things?" He asked, but I could tell he was starting to cave at my demands. "And you do know you're almost thirty right, not a child? You're a little old to be throwing a tantrum."
"That I did know, and since you reminded me just how fucked up my childhood actually was, I'll tell you why I want you to go," I paused, calming my raging heartbeat, hoping to still the storm that began to beat against the facility. "One because you're my favorite person in the whole world, sorry Cap, Wanda, Nat, Bucky, second, because I kinda adore you, and last but not least," I winked at Natasha, and stuck out my bottom lip, "you have all the money." I said lightly, sensing the storm lifting almost as fast at it came.
Sam and Clint burst with laughter, while a small smile spread over Tony's face. "I'm sorry hon, but we really need to stop spoiling you, this is getting ridiculous, you're ridiculous!" He tried to sound angry, but real laughter tumbled over his words.

"Ahh, c'mon you know I need to get out of this place every once in awhile, it makes me antsy.. I just, I want to see some real sunshine, and clouds, not something I'm responsible for, okay?" I lamented, letting my shoulders droop a bit.
"Oh no no, don't do that, I'll go, we'll all go..just don't start pouting.." Tony said, quickly walking towards me and wrapping his arms around my shoulders. "The last time you got upset, I bought you that pickup, which I still think is too much truck for someone who weighs 150 lbs."
"You know, you're probably right, you do spoil me, but I look amazing driving it," I snickered, "so, everyone has 20 minutes to get ready, and meet downstairs! So excited." I ran to my room, and slipped on a pair of jeans, a black ribbed tank and my leather jacket.