internet relationships // phan

11

3:01 am, monday
london
phil: thANKS FOR WAKING ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT U DICK

11:02 pm, sunday
new york
dan: LITERALLY FUCK OFF FROM MY LIFE I SLIPPED

phil: SLIPPED?,??? U MEAN S C R E A M E D BC UR A DRAMATIC BITCH

dan: U SHOULD HAVE ENDED THE CALL THEN FUCK U

phil: i wAS ASLEEP DJXJO

dan: who sleeps @ 9 anyway fuck off u have zero capacity

phil: capacity for what? die of sleep deprivation?

dan: listne idk how ur even my boyfriend ur such a loser??? ew?? who sleeps at 9 and wakes up at 6?? who are u?? a mentally healthy person??

phil: mental health is sexy

dan: depression is my kink??

phil: ur so offensive pls don't say this to anyone else

dan: brb tweeting it

phil: everyone will unfollow ur tiny ass

dan: TINY??? MCSCUSE ME i'll let u know that im one thicc —

phil: i'm blocking u

dan: i thought u liked my thick ass :(

phil: not when ur in new york

dan: yea

phil: yea

dan: u should come here and fuck me

phil: omw