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Soviet Asean

Requested by perladeoriente_
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In this worst scenario, what if the Asean and the Soviet Union switch for the day? Good? Good.
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Russia: *wakes up feeling really hot I mean like, heating hot* *goes up from bed and feels weird and suddenly gets hit by something* *curses in Russian* *realizes his voice is squeaky* *screams*

Belarus: *wakes up also hot* *wakes up to find herself in a different room* *goes to the mirror tirelessly* *looks at herself in the mirror* *screams*

Ukraine: *pretty happy as she wakes up* *looks down to see something bulging under the blanket* *pulls out the sheets* *stares* *screams*

Latvia: *wakes up feeling pretty tall and muscular* *but then roams around the body just to find pair of boobs and a vagena* *screams*

Estonia: *wakes up from bed but wonder why since he sleeps on the chair drooling on the keyboard of his computer* *looks around the place to find that he doesn't have the pile of broken keyboards that he drooled on* *realizes that his vision cleared when he doesn't have his glasses* *screams*

Lithuania: *wakes up with drool in his face but has long hair* *stands up to find that he short asf* *wonders how short people live in the view* *laughs* *cries* *idk mood swings* *screams*

(Extra) Poland: *doesn't give a shit as he wakes up in a different place and is naked cause he does that all the time 😏😏*

—meanwhile in the parallel universe or something—

Vietnam: *wakes up freezing his balls out* *haha speaking of that* *looks under the covers to see a girl beside her* *oh shit it's Belarus my fren* *Belarus wakes up* *screams because Belarus screamed*

Singapore: *shuffles under the covers because it was too cold* *tries to cuddle with his teddy bear but he realized that his teddy bear was massive from his arms and it was breathing* *questions himself why his bear was fucking breathing* *my secret has been revealed because I sleep with a teddy bear* *wakes up to look at Russia* *screams*

Myanmar: *wakes up feeling heavy* *looks down to see big ass boobs* *feels boobs as if it was real* *arrest this author for the plagiarism of kimi no nawa* *door opens to reveal a eyeglasses dud man* *screams*

Laos: *wakes up feeling very small like Timor* *looks around and gets startled since the telephone was ringing* *answers telephone* *sealand and Wy we're making out* *im just kidding* *screams*

Malaysia: *wakes up finding that her eyes are blurred or something* *roams her hand to the nightstand and finds her glasses and wears* *oh shit I don't wear glasses* *silence* *screams*

Philippines: *wakes up pretty tired and feels old* *sits up and wonders why she's naked* *looks down to find that her body is filled with scars* *i mean I don't have boobs or anything in the first place anyway* *screams*

Brunei: *wakes up vaguely odd* *looks around to see that everything's all pink* *i hate pink* *looks down to see that he's a guy* *what the shit* *screams*

—let's pretend there's a split screen and the Soviet and the Asean (we'll most of them anyway, I'm sorry) are getting out of their now different rooms and screaming to the top of their lungs—

—in the meeting—

Soviet: *looks at their bodies completely weirded out*

ASEAN: *same expression*

Myanmar in Ukraine's  body: I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!

Vietnam in Russia's body: me too, I don't feel nice with this heavy coat..

Russia in Vietnam's body: You're right da, I don't like touching girls's uhm..

Vietnam: omayfukcingod..

Philippines in Lithuania's body: *in layer of clothes* Despite me loving the snow, the scars are just bringing me down...

Lithuania in Philippines: speak for yourself, you're place is freaking hot..

Malaysia in Estonia's body: I hate the glasses, it's bothering my face. Also Estonia, why do you have so much keyboards?

Estonia in Malaysia's body: *hair completely messy* this is so embarrassing..
 
Okay so long story short, everyone is completely wondering how they switched bodies and how the fuck are they gonna put them back together so everyone has to bare with it until someone figures it out...

England: *laughs in the distance* hehhehheheh