✓ | tampons ( GATEN MATARAZZO. )

v. THEY AREN'T COOL

TAMPONS!
( chapter five )

GARRETT ☀️
heydjdkiKFHIEOE

ANGELINA 💫
uh what

GARRETT ☀️
hiNJSKDKDKD

ANGELINA 💫
whatcha doin there garrett?

GARRETT ☀️
wjos gartett

ANGELINA 💫
idk a gartett im sorry

GARRETT ☀️
i like yiu uR fubny

ANGELINA 💫
thank you?

GARRETT ☀️
yOh seeb coiL

ANGELINA 💫
sweetie im not a garden hose i don't coiL

GARRETT ☀️
thats meabn

ANGELINA 💫
thanks bud

GARRETT ☀️
nh problen

ANGELINA 💫
k so i know garrett would be going crazy over all these spelling mistakes so you definitely aren't him so who are you?

GARRETT ☀️
wEjre nathan snd frEd

ANGELINA 💫
cool

ANGELINA 💫
did you guys steal garrett's phone or something?

GARRETT ☀️
yepw

ANGELINA 💫
cool so hey you should post on his twitter saying that angelina is the bestest best friend ever and i love her guts because i kinda have to or she'll release a wild alligator on me

GARRETT ☀️
no can do buckarOo he doenstsab havetwirtter

ANGELINA 💫
darn because that would've been cool don't you think?

GARRETT ☀️
oh yeshw

ANGELINA 💫
well you two seem coiL and i cannot wait until you steal garrett's phone again because this was a wonderful time

GARRETT ☀️
melw too

GARRETT ☀️
keoeofjfneoek HEY

GARRETT ☀️
hey okay it's me garrett and i got my phone back from those jerks

ANGELINA 💫
i thought they were cool

GARRETT ☀️
well that's wrong, they aren't cool

ANGELINA 💫
then why are you friends with them?

GARRETT ☀️
i honestly don't know

ANGELINA 💫
me @ my nonexistent friends

GARRETT ☀️
if that's not a big mood then i don't know what is

ANGELINA 💫
okay well you should probably get back to your friends if you're with them now

GARRETT ☀️
oh, okay cool

GARRETT ☀️
see ya later alligator

ANGELINA 💫
after while crocodile
SEEN

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KATIE SPEAKS!
if you couldn't tell, nathan and fred are supposed to be noah and finn

also i almost died writing this chapter, im a mcfreakin grammar nazi