Y'ALL CAN'T DO SHIT

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Rantarou twitched his face as he felt himself about to wake up. All he could hear was some screaming that sounded goofy yet legitimately pained. Rantarou got up and walked to the kitchen. Immediately Neptune ran up to him, holding two big white gloved hands. "Come and catch these hands boi!" She said as she tried to imitate some punches. Rayman was screaming nearby. "SHE TOOK MY ARMS! OH GOD MY ARMS ARE GOING TO BE DETACHED! HELP!" He screamed.

"The hell aren't your arms already detached?" Kaito asked. Rayman was too busy screaming in agony to explain to Kaito. "Neptune, please give Rayman his hands back." Rantarou tried to reason with the now giggling purple child. Instead Neptune ran to Hikage, who was sleeping on the couch. Neptune placed one of the hands on her breast. "Squish." She said with a smug smile. Rayman stopped screaming for a moment and looked in curiosity. "My hand is suddenly touching something soft.." he said and Kaito looked to where Hikage and Neptune was. "Uh.." Kaito said and Hikage opened one of her eyes. "Do you want to get beaten?" She asked Neptune threateningly.

"Morning Hikage!" Neptune said with a big smile and Hikage looked down at the hand. She grabbed the gloved hands out of Neptune's and threw it at Rayman's face. The hands returned to his side as he moved one to hold over his injured nose, wincing in pain. "Yay! I'm scot free!" Neptune cheered but Hikage flicked her forehead. "Ouch!" Neptune exclaimed as she put her hands on her forehead. Hikage got up and stretched her arms over her head.

"GOODMORNING TEAM!" A loud voice echoed as Nekomaru appeared in the room, completely naked. Everyone screamed and Rantarou went to cover Neptune's eyes. "DUDE! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!" Kaito yelled at Nekomaru. "Yuh We have girls bro, show some decency!" Lil Broomstick agreed. "But sleeping naked is healthier for your body! I recommend it!" Nekomaru bellowed. "Alright, I'll take note of it." Hikage casually said. "Hikage no!" Rantarou replied immediately. "Y'all are whack." Baku said.

"Don't worry! Freddie Freaker to the rescue!" Freddie Freaker bellowed as he went to cover Nekomaru's crotch. "Nevermind this is a bad idea, I can feel his dong rubbing against my back." Freddie Freaker immediately said, tears of regret streaming from his beady eyes. "Listen man, please put on some clothes." Rayman said while face palming.

After that fiasco, everyone gathered on the breakfast table to eat. "Wait a minute, did all of you literally just stayed the night?" Rantarou asked when a certain reality hit him. "Yeah pretty much." Rayman said with a possible shrug (it's hard to tell because he only has hands). "Well we are a team so we must stay together at all times! ISN'T THAT RIGHT?!" Nekomaru bellowed and Neptune pumped her arm up in the air. "Aye!" She said cheerfully. Kaito was the next one to agree. "Yeah!" He enthusiastically said. "Really? I was just lazy." Hikage confessed casually.

"Wait. Don't tell me that all of you plan to stay here until we get this job done." Rantarou said with a sigh. "Actually yeah pretty much. I mean I brought a big ol' bag with pajamas, change of clothes, a swim suit, deodorant, all that stuff!" Neptune cheered. "Bitch almost knocked me over with that shit when I arrived." Baku said with unamusement. "Wait where the hell did all of you even sleep? I know Hikage slept on the couch but what about the rest of you?" Rantarou asked with even more concern.

"Oh, I fell asleep in your closet." Rayman said first. "I slept in the guest room like a normal person. I had to share the bed with Baku." Kaito then said. "He snores like a BITCH." Baku said with disdain. "Hey! I can't help it!" Kaito snapped defensively. "Lil Broomstick and I slept in the bathroom." Freddie Freaker said. "What the hell?! There's sleeping bags here! You could've slept in the living room!" Rantarou said to them. "Oh uh me and Nekomaru used them. I slept in the living room while Nekomaru slept at the hallway." Neptune answered. "There's four though." Rantarou said with even more confusion. "IM SO BIG SO WE HAD TO USE THREE TO SUPPORT ME!" Nekomaru answered. "Okay that makes sense." Rantarou noted.

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