1. You see identical twins, you still ask, ''Are they twins?"No, it's Picmix.
2. You see someone vomiting, and you ask ''Are you sick?"No, he's just practising on how to vomit.
3. You just wake up from sleep and someone ask you, "Have you woken up?"No, I came to take the bread I'll eat in my dreams.
4. You see a woman who just gave birth to a new born baby and you ask her, "Madam, have you given birth?" No, she bought the baby at OLX!
5.You greet someone "Good Morning ma!" She asks, "My son, have you woken up?"No, I'm sleepwalking!
6. Someone ask you, "Where are you?" I answered that I'm at the bank, and he asks, "Wat is happening there?" I replied, "They are celebrating Yam Festival."
7. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and he asks me, "Are you leaving?" No, I am the new gateman.
8. I was watching a movie when my friend entered and he ask me, "Are you watching a movie?"No, the TV is watching me.
9. You see me eating noodles and you ask, "Are you eating Noodles?"No, I'm eating fried rubber band mixed with thread.
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