Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen,
"What will you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, Thank you, I'll have chicken please. She replied, "You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the dog!"
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