(9:22 am)
Seokjinnie and His 6 Babies GC:
Taehyungie: WHO TF STOLE MY COOKIES??????
GodOfDestruction: The chocolate coated cookies in the fridge?
Taehyungie: Yeah those
ChimChim: Uuuuuuhhhhhh oop-
Taehyungie: IT WAS YOU???
ChimChim: I was hungry okay?
JustinSeagle: Hyung Tae is marching to your room as we speak so r u n
ChimChim: aaidnabjakanabsjaja f U C k
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(9:57 am)
WorldWideHandsom: BangPD-nim just told me he heard screaming from the dorms
WorldWideHandsome: Can someone fucking explain to me why the fuck Jimin is screaming?
GodOfDestruction: Jimin stole Taehyung's cookies so he decided to get revenge by hitting him
SunshineHobi: Lmao Jimin was screaming so loud he woke up Yoongi from his sleep
Seokjinnie: I-
Seokjinnie: @GodOfDestruction why didn't you stop them???
GodOfDestruction: I had to stop Yoongi from killing Jimin
Seokjinnie: ...
SunshineHobi: I'll help you calm them down if you want hyung
Seokjinnie: God bless you Hoseok you're the only good thing here
Seokjinnie: Let's go before Tae kills him
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(10:30 am)
AgustD: Jimin I swear to god if you wake me up from sleep again
AgustD: Your gonna end up missing
AgustD: Clear?
ChimChim: Crystal
Taehyungie: Also HYUNG
Taehyungie: What do you mean buy Hoseok hyung is the only good thing here?
Seokjinie: That's because he's the only sane one here you bitch
Taehyungie: *gAsP* l i e s
JustinSeagle: I hate to agree but he's right
JustinSeagle: Hobi hyung is the only sane one here
Taehyungie: bEtrAYaL
Taehyungie: By mine own boyfriend
Taehyungie: Jimin hold me-
ChimChim: Don't worry I gotchu baby
AgustD: I can't believe it
AgustD: My boyfriend is cheating on me
JustinSeagle: This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito
GodOfDestruction: Really Kook? Meming rn?
SunshineHobi: Wdym? I think it's the best time to meme
Seokjinnie: @SunshineHobi I trusted you and yet you betray my trust?
SunshineHobi: I don't regret it one bit
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(12:01 pm)
ChimChim: @Seokjinnie hyung what's for lunch? I'm starving like shit
Seokjinnie: Go make your own food I'm out atm
Taehyung: Guess we're having ramen for lunch
GodOfDestruction: Just don't burn down the kitchen you too
ChimChim: We promise
Taehyungie: Can't guarantee that but okay
JustinSeagle: wait- @GodOfDestruction @Seokjinnie are yall together??????
SunshineHobi: Holy shIt are you tho?
Seokjinnie: No we're not
AgustD: Why the fuck you lying~
AgustD: I saw you two leave together like 5 mins ago tf yall mean you aren't together?
ChimChim: And I oop-
Taehyungie: QJAISJBDJAKAMAJKAND YOU HAVE BEEN eXpOSeD
JustinSeagle: Hyungs would you like to tell us something?
Seokjinnie: The number you have dialed is currently unavailable
SunshineHobi: Oh my fuck-
Seokjinnie: Please try again after the beep
GodOfDestruction: BEEEEEEPPPPPP
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The Dumpling Incident between Tae and Jimin gave me this idea. But instead of Dumplings it's cookies. Any who that the first chapter and I might do chapters inspired by mine own gay ass gc.
Anyway I need to go and cure my fucking migraine now. Tata~
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yall are crackheads, why did i accept the contract // kpop chat fic
Fanfiction"ι нaтe тнιѕ ғυcĸιng ғaмιly" In which the leader's are done, the oldest's are tired, and the kids are annoying. Or where they continuously bash their companies for all the work they are being put through.
