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Johnny💚: Alright gang IM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
Mark🍉: HELL YEAH
Rosa🌹: GO OFFFFFFF
Jaehyun🥛: HHXHDJDJEH
Yangyang🌏: GANG GANG
Kun♠️: YANGYANG NO
Doyoung🐰: Jonathan Wtf
Lucas📣: WHO IS JONATHAN
Winwin🏆: Why? WHY?
Yangyang🌏: BUt joHnnY SaiD GanG
Renjun📒: That is true.
Chenle🐬: Can confirm.
Yangyang🌏: GANG GANG
Kun♠️: SiChEnG TaG iN PlEaSe
Winwin🏆: Can't talk rn I'm grabbing coffee with James
Ten🦋: Johnny found out that Kanye is running for US President
Johnny💚: if Kanye can do it so can I
Haechan🔅: YUTA PUT DOWN THE KNIVES BDJFHFJEJDBDBFNGJJ
Yuta🧶: I WILL FIND YOU JAMES
Jaemin💝: ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ
Mark🍉: If Johnny won wouldn't that make Ten First Lady?
Ten🦋: JOHNNY YOU HAVE TO WIN NOW
Taeil👾: YUTA YOU ARE SCARINGTHE CHILDREN. Yuta, listen to me, put down the knives...
Haechan🔅: he put them down
Jaemin💝: Thank yo-
Taeil👾: and grab the scissors. They are way less obvious so he'll never see it coming. I'm in the garage and tracked their location through Winwin's phone so let's GO
Yuta🧶: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA
Rosa🌹: Johnny what's your platform btw?
Johnny💚: Idk if you're ready for this.
Jaehyun🥛: Idk if I want to kno-
Johnny💚: ✨ Jungwoo ✨
Jungwoo🥺: Thats me!!! ╯UwU╯✨💘
Jeno🎲: ...
XiaoJun🐯: ...
Jaehyun🥛 : ...
Rosa🌹: You are going to win.
Lucas📣: With a campaign like that? OFC!
Ten🦋: IM GOING TO BE FIRST LADY BITCHES
Taeyong😴: WHY IS IT 5pm?!? WHO TURNED OFF MY ALARM??
Jaehyun🥛: gotta go water the dog!
Taeyong😴: I'm clam. I'm clam. I'm calm... can someone please tell me what happened?
Hendery🐚: Johnny is running for president of the United States, Winwin went to grab coffee with a friend and I'm pretty sure Yuta and Taeil committed murder
Taeil👾: Excuse you
Yuta🧶: We only committed attempted murder fyi
Taeyong😴: WHAT
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