Area 51-
Nomnom: NO
Nomnom: THE DORM IS GONNA BURN
Jinpaca: NAMJOON WHAT HAPPENED
Jinpaca: WHATS GONNA BURN
Nomnom: THE DORM
Jinpaca: I LEFT A MINUTE AGO WHAT HAPPENED
Nomnom: I TRIED TO COOK PASTA
Nomnom: AND NOW THE PAN IS ON FIRE
Mimi: tf did you do to set the pan of fire🗿
Nomnom: so basically
Nomnom: I was making pasta
Nomnom: and then it set of fire
Nomnom: and now I don't know what to do
Nomnom: because im too cheap to replace it
Kookie🦋: what
Kookie🦋: the pan
Nomnom: NOT THE DORM
Kookie🦋: KEJSJSJJS
Kookie🦋: THIS HOE REALLY THINKS THAT HE WILL BUT THE WHOLE DORM
Nomnom: I dunno I might-
Jinpaca: joon I leave you for one minute and this happens-
Jinpaca: I'm coming back
Jinpaca: with a fire extinguisher
Seokie: it's not going to be that bad
Seokie: is it-
Nomnom: YEAH IT IS
Nomnom: FUCK IM BROKE
Nomnom: I CANT PAY FOR THE PAN
Nomnom: NEVER MIND IF I BURN THE DORM ROOM
Taetae: dude calm down
Taetae: I'm sure it isn't that bad
Nomnom:
Yoongles😼: Namjoon what the actual fuck
Yoongles😼: how did you-
Seokie: jin why did you let him kook
Jinpaca: I DIDDNT
Jinpaca: I SAID TO WAIT TILL I GET BACK
Jinpaca: COS I WAS GOING TO THE SHOP TO GET SOME SAUCE FOR THE PASTA
Jinpaca: WHICH NOW HAS TO BE REMAID
Seokie: joon why did you cook
Nomnom: I erm-
Nomnom: I thought it would be easy
Mahyun: cooking pasta is easy
Mahyun: I don't see how you burn it
Kookie🦋: ✨M A G I C✨
Taetae: did you not remember from last time
Taetae: that you can't cook
Nomnom: if I say now will it be as bad as it is
Mimi: yeah❤️
Nomnom: oH
Jiminie: what even happened last time
Seokie: so it was like in highschool
Seokie: we all went to taes
Seokie: and we had a bbq in the garden
Seokie: but kidding you not after a minute of the burger being on the bbq
Seokie: it caught on fire
Kookie🦋: joon remind me to just starve if I need food and you are the only person free To cook me food
Nomnom: okay but why am I getting attacked
Jiminie: BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO SET FIRE TO PASTA
Nomnom: but what if none of you knew
Mimi: you literally sent a picture
Mimi: there's no getting out of this one
Jinpaca: okay im at the shop
Jinpaca: looking for the fire extinguisher
Jinpaca: which one do I get
Mahyun: what do you mean
Mahyun: you get a freaking fire extinguisher and stop your dumb ass boyfriend from burning his dorm down
Jinpaca: BUT THEY ARE ALL SO EXPENSIVE
Jinpaca: I DONT HAVE THE MONEY
Jinpaca: Tae your rich
Jinpaca: can you transfer me money
Jinpaca: it's to save Namjoon from death
Jinpaca: or paying for the dorm
Taetae: ugh fine
Nomnom: thankyou hehe
Mimi: Jin's stealing your sugar daddy kook
Kookie🦋: erm okay
Mimi: what's that about
Mahyun: I'll text you
Kookie🦋: sis is really exposing me😔✊
Mahyun: tee hee
Jinpaca: okay I'm on my way back
Jinpaca: I WILL SAVE YOU NAMJOON
Nomnom: ty ty
Nomnom: okay Jin's here
Nomnom: I gotta go and get rid of this fire
Jiminie: since when does it take roughly twenty seconds to get from the store to Joons
Yoongles😼: since jin probably ran
Mimi: no one:
Mimi: joon: I set the pasta on fire
Mimi: jin: 🏃🧯🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Kookie🦋: ahhh yes
Kookie🦋: one fire extinguisher
Kookie🦋: and six running Jin's
Mimi: yeah❤️
Mimi: DAHYUN TEXT ME NOW ABPUT WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY TO ME
Mimi: TY
Mahyun: UGHHHHH FINE
Mahyun: CYALL
Kookie🦋: BYE🤠
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