Absurdist Stories

76 Stories

Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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High Strangeness by elfordalley
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High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
Athanasius Finch: Registered Flex Offender - ONC 2024 by Sam_le_fou
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Athanasius Finch: Registered Flex...by Sam Camp
Sequel to "Athanasius Finch: Private Dick" Beatrix Cagliostro(pen name) thought they were done with the self-proclaimed "World's Second-Best Detective,&qu...
Shadow Chatter by wentzhesselman
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Shadow Chatterby Wentz Hesselman
Better read with an open mind. Best read with an empty mind. A Spiritual Text and Testament Artwork by the Author
The reason my body dragged itself by Frigorifico9
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The reason my body dragged itselfby Fer
Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself
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Twins by HarperJRainns
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Twinsby HarperJRainns
A misanthrope glimpses beauty.
Alligator Meets Tragedy by NorthDream1
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Alligator Meets Tragedyby NorthDream1
Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.
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Suds by HarperJRainns
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Sudsby HarperJRainns
A troupe of rebellious adolescents ventures to the dark dilapidated drug district, seeking freedom from the clean suburban life they so detested.
The Entropist- The most useless guy in the Universe by CemyneEchavan
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The Entropist- The most useless gu...by CemyneEchavan
This story is about Melchior, a 13-billion-something year old consciousness with a lime-flavored galaxy for a soul and no patience whatsoever. He is always and constantl...
Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | ONC 2020 by Sam_le_fou
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Athanasius Finch: Private Dick | O...by Sam Camp
Beatrix Cagliostro, a starving Doctor in Letters, is hired as a Ghostwriter by Athanasius Finch, an eccentric and megalomaniac P.I, and together they will solve the bigg...
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How the grungle jumbled Chris by dr_skrungle
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How the grungle jumbled Chrisby dr_skrungle
"It's a spoof on how the grinch stole Christmas" -mj, 2024
Popped Culture by TeaceSnyder
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Popped Cultureby Teace Snyder
Popped Culture is the story of a woman named Joan, formerly a woman named John. It's about her life, the people in her life and... a penis in a pickle jar.
Cats. by CrystalGallagher4
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Cats.by Crystal Gallagher
Cats: A young female protagonist with a taste for conspiracy theories is confused about the appearance of a displaced telepathic, feminist cat called “Mr Kittens” droppi...
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Failure and Mutiny by ThomasDrinnen
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Failure and Mutinyby Thomas Drinnen
Chapter 1 of The Box Factory
Ameena by ClicheMetaphors
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Ameenaby ClicheMetaphors
Cats are cats, right? (I will re-write this one day, less cringe filled and better, I may not even continue this) (keep in mind I wrote this a while back)
A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading | ONC 2023 by Levinos
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A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading |...by Levinos
If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...
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Just someone I met at a coffee shop by Blurry-Forest
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Just someone I met at a coffee shopby i don't use wattpad
COVER ART: "The Glow of the City" by Martin Lewis (1929) (Edited by me)
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