Absurdist Stories

76 Stories

Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
Completed
High Strangeness by elfordalley
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High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
I'll Never Write Fiction Again: The Surreal Misadventures of a Digital Novelist by LolaDom
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I'll Never Write Fiction Again: Th...by Lola Dom
🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor...
50 Ways To Kill Your Boss by SnethMeyers
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50 Ways To Kill Your Bossby Sneth Meyers
Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.
Athanasius Finch: Registered Flex Offender - ONC 2024 by Sam_le_fou
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Athanasius Finch: Registered Flex...by Sam Camp
Sequel to "Athanasius Finch: Private Dick" Beatrix Cagliostro(pen name) thought they were done with the self-proclaimed "World's Second-Best Detective,&qu...
The Quibbler Gone Wrong by SheWhoIsADreamer
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The Quibbler Gone Wrongby SheWhoIsADreamer
Xenos Lovegood is a kind man who is not one to say no to a budding young student at Hogwarts who would like to take work experience at his wacky magazine The Quibbler. U...
On One White, Lonely Afternoon by dessaraharasse
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On One White, Lonely Afternoonby Dessara Harasse
In a world marred by tragedy and deception, a woman's life takes an unexpected turn when her mother and brother are found dead under suspicious circumstances. As she gra...
The Office Man by Jesus4466
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The Office Manby Jess
A philosophical take on society and yourself :)
For Science Sake by duetuna
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For Science Sakeby Daniel Aceituna
Future archaeologists are stumped over a trivial item. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.
Ameena by ClicheMetaphors
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Ameenaby ClicheMetaphors
Cats are cats, right? (I will re-write this one day, less cringe filled and better, I may not even continue this) (keep in mind I wrote this a while back)
Some Kids Like it by duetuna
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Some Kids Like itby Daniel Aceituna
Aliens attack the earth over a misunderstood nursery rhyme. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.
Mark clubs the best golfer ever by abluerayDVD
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Mark clubs the best golfer everby abluerayDVD
A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???
Twins by HarperJRainns
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Twinsby HarperJRainns
A misanthrope glimpses beauty.
the world of paperhat: part I (WIP) by AnonyB0b
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the world of paperhat: part I (WIP)by Chicken Nuggets
Paperhat woke up to a thumping noise. What is it? (hey there, my brother wrote this. He's pretty amazing, huh? :))
Alligator Meets Tragedy by NorthDream1
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Alligator Meets Tragedyby NorthDream1
Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.
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Flying Worst Class by claire-the-cute-pup
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Flying Worst Classby Claire Vlcek
Disaster-- and especially stupidity, like serious stupidity --strikes, when Ookami manages to catch the same flight as her wife and child. With the two pilots out cold...
Pocket Full of Loose Things by Apheistas1
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Pocket Full of Loose Thingsby Andrew V.
A dumping ground for my original (And not so original) short stories and poems. Please Enjoy!