I wait for Xander to return back home in the underground garage. His other car is here. I really want to damage them as well but I'll be more happy if I destroy the car that he loves the most."I'm going to show you what happens when someone insults me for no reason Xander Grey!"
I'm all dress up like I'm a woman on mission. All black. Besides I always wear black but that's not the point here. Today, I really feel like I'm about to do something illegal. It's Xander aka the Satan's car we are talking about here. The feeling is unreal. Suddenly I hear his Aston Martin's engine approaching.
Damn what a gorgeous sound....
I quickly hide behind a pillar and watch The Great Xander Knight parks his car. He gets out and I find my breath getting caught at the sight. Why he gotta be so devillishly handsome tho? Such a waste!
"How dare you nose?!", I chide myself. "I don't breathe in oxygen for you to stop breathing when I see this devil!"
Girl devils are hot and don't forget Lucifer is hot as hell!
I hear my inner voice and groan. She's right.
No wonder you find Xander aka the devil hot, she continues.
"Oh shut up", I hiss.
Xander takes his bag and gets into the elevator. Smiling to myself, I take the bag of flour, egg and spray paint and approach his Aston Martin. That's a damn gorgeous car and it's so shiny.
"I'm so sorry I have to do this to you", I apologize to the car. "You're such a beautiful beast. But your owner is a total asshole. He messed with me for no reason. I pity you so much that Xander is your boss!"
I pout and pat the hood of the car.
"But don't you worry when I'm here", I chirp. "Maybe when he will see you afterwards, he might sell you out of frustration and then a good person can buy you."
Taking the red spray paint, I draw an angry smiley on his shiny bonnet. I also write Xander is a nincompoop!
Earlier I had create two poop emojies with flour and when they had turned solid, I painted them brown so that it appear to be gross.
I'm so artsy, I think to myself while smiling.
Taking one from the bag, I place it right besides the creative words. Then I start sprinkling flour everywhere like fairydust in a dramatic way. I walk around the car as if I'm a fairy and continue with the sprinkling.
"I feel like the fairy of flour", I laugh. "Does that even exist? Well who cares. I'm just blessing you for you to get another good owner because this one is a nincompoop for real."
All at once, I remember his harsh words and start throwing flour violently everywhere and spray the paint again as well.
I hate you so much Xander Grey!
I imagine his face as the car and start throwing eggs everywhere with a big smile on my face. Should I damage the inside as well? I look around quickly and proceed to open the car. Ha! It's unlock.
Once I'm inside, I write stupido on the inside of the windshield and start place the poop flour on his seat.
"I hope he sits on it", I giggle to myself.
Once I'm done, I admire my work. I start laughing and feel so proud.
"Perfecto", I say in Italian.
I get out from the car quickly and remove a key from my pocket with a evil grin.
"Should I scratch it?"
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Coffee at first sight
RomanceWhen Ayla Porter's father suddenly announces that she's about to get married to Xander Grey, the rich and arrogant mogul, she feels as if someone has pull the rug beneath her leg. But what will happen when Xander will slowly learn all about her dee...