Do you want to be a professional dancer since you're broke? Then what are the necessary qualities, that you clearly don't have, that you need to become one? Dancers all over the world risked their lives just to brainwash little kids to hand in their money, and you can too! Some qualities can help you achieve your filthy dream of becoming a dancer that looks like a phantom to get some life savings.
* a lot of funny qualities that you need to get NOW *
While you are terrible right now, you should know that you without these qualities is even worse that it's horrendous. And making money is always very good, as they say, "cold hard cash". If these qualities didn't exist, dancers would be broke, you would still be bad, and I could not have written this essay. So we need to appreciate these qualities.
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