Wrong Number.

Boy talk

Aiden:
Hey
Are you awake?

Alex had been awake—for the last four hours. He was working on a important project for the hospital—his boss had been grinding him to do it all week.
He was pleasantly surprised to get a text from Aiden.

Alex:
Yeah I'm up.
What's up?

Aiden:
Why are you up this late???
🤨

Alex:
Better question:
Why are you awake this late?
It's like
Holy shit it's 2am

Aiden:
Le gasp!
Hath you become a night owl like muah?

Alex:
...I have no idea what to say to that.
Srsly though
Why are you awake?
Isn't it like
A school night or something?

Aiden:
ACTUALLY
it's the weekend :D

Alex:
It's Sunday
Not even
It's MONDAY

Aiden:
Pssh
Details

Alex:
I
What we're you even doing???
Didn't you have like
Idk a party to go to or something?

Aiden:
....
How do you think teenagers work dude?

Alex:
It's 2am.
Don't expect any logic from me

Aiden:
HEY WAIT A MINUTE
THAT COULD BE A GOOD NAME :D

Alex:
Logic?

Aiden:
NO
MR. LOGIC :D

Alex:
I already told you my name though.

Aiden:
Yeah but this is more fun! :D

("Aiden" has changed "Alex" to "Mr. Logic")

Mr. Logic:
Question
Can I oppose this?

Aiden:
Nope.
Or I'll threaten you with my pen

Mr. Logic:
A pen?

Aiden:
Did I stutter?

Mr. Logic:
We're texting.
It's literally impossible to stutter.

Aiden:
W-wanna b-b-bet?

Mr. Logic:
....
Yeah now I see why that girl is trying to avoid you

Aiden:
HEY
RUDE >:(

Mr. Logic:
Oh and you threatening me with a pen isn't?

Aiden:
Doesn't count!
Cause technically I didn't :D

Mr. Logic:
YOU THREATENED TO

Aiden:
I DID NOT THREATEN YOU

Mr. Logic:
YOU THREATENED ME THAT YOU WOULD THREATEN ME WITH YOUR PEN IF I DID NOT LIKE THE NAME

Aiden:
I DID NOT THREATEN YOU
AND I THREATENED YOU ONLY IF YOU CHANGED IT BACK
GET IT RIGHT

Mr. Logic:
SO YOU ADMIT YOU THREATENED ME???

Aiden:
I ADMIT TO NOTHING EXCEPT ARSON AND ASSAULT WITH AN ARMED WEAPON

Mr. Logic:
WTF

Aiden:
FEAR MEEEEEEEEE

Mr. Logic:
That was about as scary as a cat with its head stuck in a paper bag

Aiden:
So very threatening
Got it :D

Mr. Logic:
Lol
Your actually a pretty cool teen

Aiden:
THANK YOU
That's what I keep telling my friends.
They say otherwise though :(

Mr. Logic:
I think I can name a few reason why.

Aiden:
AND AFTER YOU JUST COMPLIMENTED ME
WOW
DOUBLE STANDARDS.

Mr. Logic:
Annnnnnnnnnd this again.

Aiden:
Annnnnnnnnnnd the grouch is back

Mr. Logic:
I'm not a grouch
It just happens to be way past when i should've been asleep.

Aiden:
Oh yeah? When is that?
8:00pm?

Mr. Logic:
...
If I wasn't offended I would've laughed.
But personally
I'm offended.

Aiden:
Good.
Stay offended.

Mr. Logic:
Lol
Never change Aiden.
Never change.

Aiden:
Wasn't planning on it :D

Alex chuckled as he put his phone down. He looked at the project—unfinished. Alex sighed, rubbing his eyes. It could wait.
He took his glasses off and went to bed.
Yeah—everything could wait till morning.