(Dipper's POV)
I caught Luna as she jumped through the portal
"Are you ok?" I asked
"Dipstick, keep it down, I am having a huge hangover right now," Luna groaned
"She's not good Dips," Mabel said, and Luna passed out. I carried her upstairs and set her on Grunkle Stan's old chair
"She's only 19, why would she have a hangover?" Mabel asked
"Mabel, you do know she's over 25 years old, right?" I asked
"Oh, right," Mabel laughed a bit
"Actually, I am 19, I stopped aging when I reached it," Luna woke up for a split second and went right back to sleep
(Back in the Party Dimension) (Bill's POV)
"Pride! Get up you alcoholic!" I yelled
"What?" She groaned
"Luna's gone!"
"How the hell am I supposed to know where she went?!" Pride yelled
"You were the last one to see her!" I yelled
"Cool it Cipher!"
I looked at Gravity Falls through a mirror and saw Luna passed out in the Mystery Shack
"So Pine Tree reactivated the portal?" I said to myself, "This could be a problem...."
(Back in Gravity Falls) (Author's POV)
"Dipper!" Mabel yelled, "She's burning up!"
Luna has had a fever for the past week, as well as getting up every 5 minutes and throwing up
"Well, we have nothing, that must've been one hell of a night she had," Dipper said, "Bye the way, why can't the author make her better?"
"Dipper, she doesn't like it when we break the fourth wall!" Mabel said
"Ahem?" I appeared in the attic petting a snivy, "Dipper, what did I say about the fourth wall?"
"Don't break it or you'll break my neck."
"Exactly! Since I'm nice, and I love the TV series you were in-"
"WHAT?!"
"I'll let you slide, but ONE MORE TIME YOU BREAK THE FOURTH WALL......" I took a deep breath, "I will let Bill kill you, because HE REALLY WANTS TO because you gave Luna a way to come back to Gravity Falls, and I'm the only person keeping that from happening, so watch your back if you break the sacred FOURTH WALL again. Because I won't be so kind next time."
I left Dipper with a scared face and a paranoid mind
"Wait, isn't he always paranoid?" Mabel asked
"Good point," I said
"Wait a min-!"
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Nothing But Memories (Dipper x Bill Cipher's Daughter)
FanfictionHi, I'm Luna Cipher. Yeah, I bet you've heard the name before. I'm going to get something straight right here and now, I understand what my dad wanted, but I'm not going to try again. He treated me with respect, he loved me, I was his daughter. But...
