Wooyoung: you've been giving Jae a lot of attention lately
Yeosang: She injured herself when we were on stage
Wooyoung: i've been injured before
Yeosang: then you should've went to a hospital
Yunho: i mean, come on. let's just hug it out out. come on! hug it out!
Members of ATEEZ: *struggle into a group hug*
Seonghwa: who took my wallet?
Jae: sorry
Jae: what a beautiful day!
Jae: isn't it a beautiful day?
Wooyoung: Yeonjun messaged you, didn't he?
Jae: with a heart emoji-
Jae, holding the coffee pot and a bowl of cereal: what if instead of milk in my cereal i put coffee
Seonghwa, walking by and taking away the coffee pot: what if you didn't
Hongjoong: wait, wait she might be on to something
Jae: if i ever get murdered just know that i talked shit until the bitter end
San: in 20 years, i guarantee you i will be Jae's second husband
Jae: what happened to my first?
San: nothing you can prove
Hongjoong: as your best friend-
Jae: Yunho is my best friend.
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-
Murderer: run if you want to live
Jae: *starts sprinting*
Murderer: not like toward me though...
San: hey, Jae, could you do me a favor?
Jae: i will literally kill for you, but go on
Jae: hey sorry i'm late, i overslept
Manager: it's 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!
Jae: 2pm
Manager: ...the meeting started at 1
Jongho: there's a snake outside
Jae, banging on the doors: let me in!
Jae, putting honey in her tea: hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Hongjoong: hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Jae: i absolutely fucking do not
Hongjoong: listen, i just need you both to calm down
Wooyoung, banging his fist on the table: no! no! we want to know! we have rights!
Jae: how can a birthday cake be birthday cake flavor, if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!
Jae: *walks into an art museum*
Jae: i'm here to donate myself
Jae: i want to tell a joke but i only remember the punchline
San: go ahead
Jae: toothy hurty
San: "when is the best time to go to the dentist?"
Jae: you complete me
Mingi: Jae and i were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Seonghwa, sighing: what did Jae do?
Mingi: she chased them to the next red light, then reached into their window and...
Jae: who wants a steering wheel?
Yunho: what do we say when we get anxious?
Jae: my anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic
Yunho: ...yes
San: remember when Jae made that romantic dinner for me?
Jongho: she microwaved you a pizza on a napkin
Jae: listen, i don't have a lot to my name right now, but i do have one thing
Yunho: self-respect?
Jae: no
Jae: taste
Jae: this date is boring
Hongjoong: this isn't a date. i said i was going to the store.
Jae: then why did you invite me?
Hongjoong: i didn't. i specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, i do what i want".
Jae: i'm not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually.
( it's late, but enjoy it 💛 )
