BAU Baddies
Emily:
Husbands af
Y/n: my fav lil fruitcups<<3
Derek: FRUIT CUPS ODBRHENRJK
Garcia: Nice photo!
Reid: This is why I do not let you guys take photos of me.
Derek: PRETTY BOY IT WAS A JOKE 👹👹👹
Hotch: Reid you look more miserable than I do and that is hard to do. What's wrong?
Hotch: Also do not call us husbands Emily. That's inappropriate and weird.
Emily: LMAO HES RIGHT WHAT HAPPENED YOU LOOK MORE TRAUMATIZED THAN USUAL
Emily: also Hotch stfu 😋
Reid: I didn't want a photo taken I just wanted to get my work done, not traumatized just annoyed.
Hotch: I thought we were 'besties' 😣
Hotch: Did I use that right?
Derek: BOSSMAN LOL WE BROKE YOU 🥱🥱
Garcia: you used it right !
Reid: Now I feel bad I'm sorry.
Emily: REID PLEASE I AM SORRY💃🏻💃🏻
Reid: 🍐🍎🍒🍋🍊🍉🍇🍏🍎🍊
Reid: Garcia did you hack me and do that?
Garcia: ..
Garcia: :[ yes.
Derek: I TOLD HER TO LMAO🥳🥳
Rossi: nice photo
Rossi: oh I'm late I'm sorry
Emily: it's okay pasta man
Derek: STRAIGHT MAN😱😱🤬🤬
Y/n: 😭😭😭
JJ: Straight man almost sent me through a divorce #kindablessed
Emily: WHAT LMAO💀💀
Hotch: JJ are you okay?
JJ: Will almost divorced me because "my relationship with emily is suspicious" or whatever LOL
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!