Baddies of the BAU
Emily: guys remember when hotch and Derek made out? 😹😹 💋
Derek: gone but never forgotten 💔💔
Y/n: kinda hot
Derek: Que??
JJ: 🤨🤨🤨 what'd I tell you motherfuckers about waking me. ⏰
Y/n: sorry mom 😔😔 I'll do better
Hotch: its 3am.
Y/n: remove that dot from your sentence when you speak with me 😐😐 tf bossman too wild fr
Derek: HELP😭😭 Y/N DONT BE MEAN TO HIM
Hotch: Yeah don't be mean to me👎🏻
Emily: jj is not happy whyd I text this oh God I won't get my morning milk fuck god no 😱
Garcia: ... :0
JJ: Garcia is the only one allowed to talk everyone else go to bed
Y/n: I thought you were bae.... turns out ur just fam....💔💔💔💔💔
Derek: shut the fuck up😭😭 mann
Emily: jj let me back in please 😭🥺
JJ: go to bed.
Derek: she got you laying outside the bedroom door like a damn dog 🐕 🙄 😒
Emily: 😔😔 I took an L guys
Emily: SIKKKKEEE IM UNLOCKING THE DOOR BAE YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASY 🥴🥴
Garcia: oh no :00
Derek: JJ the next unsub 🙀😱👺👺🤨 help
Hotch: I cannot blame her. Why do you guys insist on being menaces at unreasonable hours??
Y/n: idk why r u hot and sexy??? Hm?? 🥴🤨 riddle me that hotchiepoo🧐
Derek: see now why tf is dee bothering me I'm gonna fucking cry .
JJ: you deserve it for waking me.
Y/n: nah who tf is dee ill fight for you bestie no fucking worries send me an address 😤 😒
Hotch: please get back in bed
Emily: *confused noises* ‼️‼️
Derek: see now I feel bad bc y/n has my back.
Reid: Who is Dee?
Derek: perfect
Derek: DEEZ NUTS🤤🤤🤤
Y/n: I'm disappointed in you 😔 💔
Derek: sorry 😞‼️ my ass will get phatter I swear give it time😔😔💔💔
Reid: I do not understand those jokes.
Derek: Okay? And ur hot so end of discussion 🥴🥴
Reid: Okay!
Y/n: Derek x Reid: When panty wearer's collide (real not clickbait) 💖💋😍😍
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Фанфікиhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
